What's Your Rank in the Wolf Pack?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What's Your Rank in the Wolf Pack?
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About This Quiz

There aren't any more efficient hunting groups than packs of wolves, in fact, there might not be any more efficient social group on the planet than a wolf pack. Each wolf knows what they are supposed to do in the pack, and each wolf recognizes they need to stay within their role. There are all sorts of roles within a pack such as hunters, who go out and bring back food, scouts and sentinels, who gather information and watch for potential attacks, and elders who are wolves who are respected for their experience.

There are also more concrete roles in a wolf pack, the Alpha is the leader of the group, the Beta is the trusted second in command, the Deltas are the wolves who are angling to move up in the pack and do what they are supposed to and then you have the Omega's who are usually just goofing around and not getting a whole lot of anything done. We probably know who you think you might be in the pack, but who are you really? The answers might surprise you. So before you decide to go off and hunt down a stray buffalo, you might want to take this quiz and see where you stand in the wolf pack.

What is your life philosophy?
Party as much as you can.
Try and fit in and not be noticed.
Work hard and move up in the world.
Be a leader at all costs.
Who are you in the band?
The drummer
The bass player
Lead guitar
Lead vocals
How honest are you?
Well, not very.
I do my best.
I am always honest.
I am honest if it benefits me.

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Who are you on "Jersey Shore"?
The Situation
Ronnie
Vinnie
Paulie D
Someone is trying to mug you, what do you do?
Run like crazy.
Yell for help.
Fight until the death.
Give him an airplane spin.
Who are you most like?
Tom Cruise
Bruce Willis
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris

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What is your favorite type of movie?
Horror
Comedy
Action
Drama
Did you check your closet for monsters when you were a kid?
Yes, I was terrified of them.
Well. Maybe.
No way.
No, monsters checked their closets for me.
Someone just made fun of your sister, what do you do?
Nothing, I can't stand my sister.
Tell my sister about it.
Tell them to knock it off.
Take them out with a roundhouse kick.

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Are you in good shape?
Nope.
I am working on it.
I would say so.
I am in great shape.
What sounds fun on a Friday night?
Hit a dive bar by myself.
Whatever my friends are doing.
Go to a party.
Have a party.
Does the opposite sex find you attractive?
Yeah, but my relationships never last.
It is hard to tell.
Usually
Well, I am ridiculously good looking.

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Would you like to play fetch?
No, I am trying to take a nap.
Sure, I could do that all day.
Maybe a few times.
Pfft. No.
Would you ever join a gang?
Maybe, if they like to party a lot.
No, that isn't my thing.
I might.
No, but I would start one.
What comic book bad guy are you?
Loki
Harley Quinn
The Joker
Lex Luthor

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What sounds best?
A cheeseburger
A cheesesteak
A sirloin
A ribeye
Do you have a posse?
No, I am a bit of a loner.
No, but I am in one.
Hmm, maybe a small one.
I sure do.
Your partner is having an affair, what do you do?
Cheat on them too.
Cry.
Go to counseling.
Ghost them.

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What is the best thing about you?
I am chill.
I am loyal.
I am smart.
Everything.
What kind of hat are you most likely to wear?
A beret.
A baseball hat.
A cowboy hat.
Nothing, my hair is too good for a hat.
What is the biggest number of people you have supervised at a job?
0
1-10
10-20
More than 20

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What are you most likely to write?
A song
A poem
A short story
A novel
Are you a good fighter?
I am a lover, not a fighter.
Nope.
I hold my own.
So good.
What kind of band would you play in?
A punk band.
A blues band.
A country band.
A rock band.

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How big are your feet?
Are you trying to embarrass me?
They are kind of small.
Normal sized.
Huge.
What are you like in the bedroom?
I giggle a lot.
I am submissive.
Pretty normal.
I am dominant.
Your boss just fired you, what do you do?
Steal as much as I can on the way out the door.
Sob.
Tell my boss he made a big mistake.
Tell him you aren't going anywhere.

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What basketball player are you most like?
Kyrie Irving
Kevin Love
Paul George
Russell Westbrook
Which is your favorite baseball team?
Baltimore Orioles
Tampa Bay Rays
New York Yankees
Boston Red Sox
Who gets the last piece of pizza?
Me
I am stuffed I don't want it.
You
Let's split it.

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