Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess How Many Tattoos You Have

Teresa McGlothlin

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About This Quiz

Would you rather tell us how many tattoos you have, or would you rather let us guess? Please, let us guess! It will be way more fun for us, and you'll have a great time playing along to our wacky game of "Would You Rather." All you have to do is tell us what you would rather do and what you would rather not do, and we'll take it from there. 

While some folks get their only tattoo on a whim, others make getting tattoos part of their lifestyles. By the time you've finished playing "Would You Rather" with us, we'll know which side of the line you stand on. Your responses will tell us more about you than your tattoos, but for this quiz, we're going to stick with the inky basics. 

Whether your tattoos are memorial tattoos or you just wanted to dress up your fleshy canvas, your "Would You Rather" game will tell us exactly how many you have. You don't have to be covered from head to toe for us to get it right. Everything we need to know will be in the way you respond to our questions. 

How many tattoos do you have? Would you rather keep us waiting, or would you rather get the playing the game? Let's go!

Would you rather listen to metal or listen to rock?

Would you rather have your nipple pierced or your nose?

Would you rather dress like a zombie or dress like a princess for Halloween?

Would you rather have your mom's name or your ex's name tattooed on your bum?

Would you rather dye your hair lime green or platinum blonde?

Would you rather have a beer or a glass of wine?

Would you rather go to a strip club or to a nude beach?

Would you prefer a tribal tattoo or a watercolor style tattoo?

Would you rather go out for sushi or stay in for Chinese?

Would you rather have a coffee or an energy drink?

Would you rather have your tongue pierced or your belly button?

Would you rather wear all black or all pink for a month?

Would you rather have a pixie cut or long hair?

Would you rather go to the movies or go to a concert?

Would you rather have a steamy dream about your boss or about your best friend?

Would you rather join a chess club or a local football team?

Would you rather live by the ocean or in the mountains?

Would you rather be a firefighter or a chef?

Would you rather have a good reputation or a bad one?

Would you rather design your own tattoo or let the tattoo artist do it?

Would you rather have a tattoo of a flower or a dragon?

Would you rather have an anchor tattoo or a sparrow?

Would you prefer a black and white tattoo or a colorful one?

Would you rather have a portrait of your boss your a portrait of your neighbor on your arm?

Would you rather learn to do your own tattoos or your own piercings?

Would you rather do karaoke or go skydiving?

Would you rather play Scrabble or Monopoly?

Would you rather shop at the mall or at a thrift store?

Would you rather adopt a cat or a dog?

Would you rather watch a horror movie or a rom-com?

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