Which Venomous Snake Will Your Ex Be Reincarnated As?

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

Reincarnation and transformation have been pretty important parts of many belief systems over the centuries. All walks of life have believed that there comes a period of change and rebirth at some point in time.  The idea appeals to us in a very basic kind of karma way.  You act a certain way, and you will be rewarded accordingly, for better or for worse.  

The good people in this life who work hard and make things better for those around them can expect something much better down the road. And the not so good people well, maybe they need to learn some harder lesson. Their next bite at the apple could be a little less glorious. People like that ex of yours who you just know are bad news still. Maybe their next life is less soaring eagles and more side-winding, venomous snakes.

Everyone has that one ex, the one we wish we had never even met them, let alone get in a relationship with. But since you can't do that, the least you can do is answer some questions about your relationship so we can tell you what kind of venom-filled, legless reptile their next life holds in wait. Take the quiz and see!

No doubt there were a lot of reasons why you and your ex broke up, but what was the biggest one?

When you were still together, even when things were good, what was your ex's worth habit?

How did you even meet your ex in the first place?

After you guys broke up, did your ex ever try to convince you to come back?

Thinking about it now, how many of your exes do you think are probably destined to come back as slithering reptiles?

How long did the two of you spend together as an official couple?

Was there ever a time when you considered maybe taking your ex back?

What was it that made you stay with your ex for as long as you did?

No one's judging you here - do you ever creep your ex on social media?

What's something nice you could say about your ex today?

If a snake is what the next life holds, what animal is your ex most like in this life?

When you argued with your ex, did they keep it relevant or bring up all kinds of crazy things?

Was your ex a liar?

Did any friends ever try to warn you about your ex being bad news before you realized it?

Was your ex the kind of person who was always spending time with their own friends?

Did your ex accept the breakup or did they try to fight in and convince you that you were wrong?

What did you do with yourself the first night you were single?

What would you do if you ran into your ex out in public at a store or a bar?

Did your ex leave any of their stuff at your place after you broke up?

Do you feel like you learned any important lessons from your experience with your ex?

What did your ex do with most of their free time?

What could you do to really get under your ex's skin and annoy them?

On a basic level, do you think your ex was a bad person?

Do you and your ex still travel in the same social circles?

Did your ex have a lot of charm?

What did you think of your ex's family?

When your birthday or the holidays rolled around, how was your ex at gift-giving?

How long were you and your ex broken up before you tried dating someone else?

Looking back on your whole relationship, would it have been better if you never met your ex?

Has your ex creeped you on social media since the breakup?

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