Which Tattoo Matches Your Dark Side?

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

Hey, we all have a dark side, right?  It's the part that makes us laugh when someone else falls down and is the reason the word "schadenfreude" exists.  Usually, it's not something most of us are super proud of and life can sometimes be a struggle to keep that darkness in check.  But a little darkness isn't bad, right?  If you stray a little to the shadowy side of things or if you're a little more grim than cheery. If you'd rather watch Jason Vorhees go to camp than a group of well-choreographed dance kids. That's perfectly fine. You embrace that darkness.  

No doubt you have some good ideas about what tattoos would look best on you. Heck, you probably have a few on your flesh already. But do they truly represent who you are? Does your dark soul find itself adequately represented on your flesh, or are things falling a little short? Don't feel bad. It's hard to give a face to your soul sometimes. But hey, that's what we're here for! Answer these morbid questions about yourself and your more sinister leanings, and we'll whip you up a dark tattoo recommendation in no time.  t's what we're here for. All you have to do is take the quiz and see!

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