Which of the Golden Girls Are You?

Teresa McGlothlin

Image: Witt/Thomas/Harris Productions/Touchstone Television/Disney–ABC Domestic Television

About This Quiz

From 1985 to 1992, the "Golden Girls" thanked us for being friends. As one of the television's most unexpected hits, the Golden Girls kept viewers tuning on for some of the most hilarious laughs ever written into a sitcom. Once you tell us all about yourself, we'll be able to tell you if you are more Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche, or Rose. 

Whether you are sexy and you know it like Blanche, or you are quick-witted like Sophia, your inner Golden Girl is there just waiting for us to figure it out. Depending on how you respond to our questions, we'll know which one you have the most in common with and which one you'll probably be at that age. You might think you already have a good idea, but this is your chance to prove it.

When you answer our questions, imagine yourself living near the beach in an immaculate house with four charismatic roommates. Read the questions as carefully as Sophia does the crossword, and let your answer fly out of your fingers like Rose trying to keep a secret. By the time we've finished, we'll know which one you could play in the remake. We also thank you for being a friend!

What is your favorite beach activity?

Which Florida city would you like to visit?

Would you enjoy going to a nude beach?

Which of the Golden Girls do you find funniest?

Do you have an ex as annoying as Stan?

Which current sitcom do you like most?

What do you like most about Dorothy?

Which quality do you share with Rose?

Are you as open-minded as Blanche?

Do you know the words to the Golden Girls' theme song?

Which job could you have had in a former life?

What do you like most about Betty White?

Which card game could you win?

Do you have the patience for jigsaw puzzles?

What do you want to do when you retire?

Which Sophia Petrillo quote do you like most?

How would your friends describe your sense of style?

Do you have any roommates?

What do you do at parties?

Which word sums up your sense of humor?

Are you good at keeping secrets?

What do you friends like most about you?

Which drink would you prefer?

Which food do you find most comforting?

How well would you fit in at the Golden Girls' house?

How do you deal with heartbreak?

Which of the girls would you like to have lunch with?

Do you sleep with the lights on?

Which member of your friend group are you?

Could you handle living on a farm?

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