Which Noble Animal Is Your Inner Princess?

By: Emily Maggrett

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

No matter where you are in life, or how bad you feel about yourself, the truth is that you have a noble side to your character. Even if your circumstances are less than great, you're still human, which means that you have an inner prince or princess side to your nature.

How that side manifests differs from person to person. Some people's royal sides can be represented by mythological creatures, like unicorns or griffins. Other people's royal sides look more like queens of old, such as Queen Elizabeth or Mary, Queen of Scots. Then there are people whose royal sides are represented by noble animals ... People like YOU.

In this quiz, we're getting real about the noble animal that represents your inner princess. Even if you're feeling lower than the lowest peasant, that's no reason not to take it! Because you've got to kick your current mood to the curb. The fact is, a bummer of a mood isn't going to lift you up, and it's sure to drag you down. By taking this quiz, you can start to think about yourself in a new way, one that is respectful, sweet and even a little bit proud. Ready to see your inner princess in a whole new light? It's time to get quizzing!

What ACTUALLY makes you feel good?

A solid hug when I need it

Jogging somewhere pretty
COMPLIMENTS, FAM

Being left alone to watch Netflix, tbh

Which "Riverdale" character's wardrobe do you totally want to steal?

VERONICA'S, CLEARLY.

Betty's, for sure!
Cheryl Blossom's, please?

Sweet Pea's, man. He's a secret icon.

Your bougie friend won't stop making fun of your boyfriend for not having a car. What do you say to her?

"Bye, Felicia."

"Please don't talk to Kevin like that anymore."
"Yeah, like your bag's not a knock-off."

"I can't wait until the revolution comes."

Pretend that you just found out that you were adopted. What would you do first?

Try to find my "real" parents

Schedule some group therapy sessions for me and my family
Leap to the conclusion that my true parents are royalty, then try to prove it

Get DNA-tested so that I don't accidentally end up dating any genetic siblings

One day, your teacher or professor starts class by saying, "What's up, fam?" What do you say to them about it, if anything?

I don't say anything.

I'm quiet, but I give them a look.
I ask them if they're trying to sound young.

I accuse them of appropriation.

At the movies, you and your BFF throw your jackets over your seats to save them, then go buy popcorn. When you get back, you see some bros have dumped your jackets in the aisle and taken your seats for themselves! What do you do?

Look at them so savagely that they move

Ignore them. Anybody that rude is a lost cause.
Yell at them until they cry

Throw some of your popcorn on them, then go sit somewhere else

How often do you cut gym class?

A LOT.

NEVER.
Would if I could but I can't! I'm on all the teams. 😉

IDK, whenever I feel like it.

While walking in the woods, you discover a litter of puppies who seem to be abandoned. What do you do?

I take them home.

I take them to a veterinary hospital.
I take pics of myself with them for my IG feed.

I don't do anything. Their mom is probably coming back soon.

"If _______ is wrong, I don't want to be right." Can you complete this sentence?

"Acting anxious AF"

"Listening to my favorite jams over and over again"
"Spending 90 minutes doing my make-up"

"Not answering DMs for three days"

A beauty YouTuber asks you to start guesting on her channel as a model. What do you say?

"Me? You must be thinking of someone else."

"Sure, if you think I'm right for it."
"FINALLY. I've been waiting for this ask."

"NO. Beauty YouTube is way too weak on body positivity."

When you can't sleep, what kind of stuff is usually keeping you awake?

I'm worried that people don't like me.

I'm worried about global warming.
I'm wondering whether my eyebrows are on point.

I'm wondering when I'll have enough money to travel around the world.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like it when your crushes pay attention to you?

3. Not so much. It's embarrassing.

5. I like it, but it's not that big a deal to me, tbh.
10. FLIRTING IS LIFE.

4. I prefer to chase, not be chased.

Let's say you're at a famous steakhouse with your grandparents. What are you going to order?

A giant steak?

A Caesar salad and a slice of apple pie
Two giant steaks!

A blooming onion and nothing else

When you were little, which animal did you relate to the most?

Dogs

Horses
Panthers

Birds

In order to work on a really dope project, your manager says you have to collaborate with a large team. You say ... ?

"No thank you, then."

"Sure. Let's arrange a meet-and-greet."
"Well, er, I WILL be leading the team, right?"

"Lol, sounds dumb, but fine."

"I can't resist people who _______." Can you complete this sentence?

"Want to make out with me"

"Have strong ideals"
"Like my selfies"

"Know when to talk and when to shut tf up"

Be honest: What's your favorite Marvel movie?

"Iron Man"

"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
"Guardians of the Galaxy"

"Black Panther"

In your opinion, which of these behaviors is the most extra?

Constantly posting pictures of you and your squad having a good time, while OTHER PEOPLE are stuck at home eating pizza bagels

Stealing other people's partners
Not saying hi when you see other people, such as ME

Sharing your every thought online so that I know way too much about your life, Tina from my old job

Silly Bandz, Webkinz, My Little Pony, Koosh balls. Can you rank these Gen Z toys?

Koosh balls, My Little Pony, Webkinz, Silly Bandz

My Little Pony, Webkinz, Silly Bandz, Koosh balls
Webkinz, Silly Bandz, Koosh balls, My Little Pony

Silly Bandz, Koosh balls, My Little Pony, Webkinz

Let's talk travel anxiety. Would you rather travel to a continent in another hemisphere, travel to a new city in your own country or travel to the next town over?

New city in my own country

Next town over
A continent in another hemisphere, please!

I don't want to leave my house.

A clingy boyfriend or girlfriend sounds like what to you?

Heaven

Hell
Normal life

Drama

When you wake up in the morning, do you feel happy, sad, bored or ... ?

Sad, usually 😱

Happy AF!
I'm just excited to check my phone.

Cheerfully nihilistic 🐍

"It's only bad if you _______." Can you complete this sentence?

"Suspect, deep down, that it's bad"

"Know it's bad"
"Think it's bad"

"Care about other people's opinions"

How do you feel about haters?

Well, I am one.

Haters to the back! I have no use for them.
Haters better step off.

I am a proud hater, and I hope to meet more of my kind soon.

Which Ariana boyfriend should she have NOT dipped on?

PEEEEETE

Ricky Alvarez
Big Sean

Mac Miller

In your opinion, Reese Witherspoon's best movie is ... ?

"Freeway"

"Pleasantville"
"Legally Blonde"

"Cruel Intentions"

Can other people tell what you're feeling, or do they have to rely on your "TFW" posts to get the tea?

They don't know how I'm feeling until I post it.

I'm open with people I'm close to; others, not so much.
Everybody knows how I feel ALL THE TIME.

I don't even have feelings, y'all.

Your mom is running for mayor. What do you do?

Help her fold flyers

Become her campaign manager
Make sure the press gets a load of ME

Question her closely about her actual policies

"People love me for my _______." Can you complete this sentence?

"Attention to detail"

"Big heart"
"Hotness and ideal personality"

"My big brain, maybe? IDK"

At the end of the day, would you rather be really wealthy, truly beautiful, big good or incredibly popular?

Incredibly popular

Big good
Truly beautiful

Wealth can buy you all those things, fool!

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