1. Klinger
   Radar
2. Margaret

Klinger resorts to all sorts of wacky plans in hopes of getting a Section 8. But the voodoo plan only prickles the thick hides of Army officials.

1. Frank
   Hawkeye
2. Radar

Frank, ever the slimeball, buys two sets of pearls. The real ones are for his wife. The other set is for Margaret, his mistress.

1. Klinger
   Colonel Potter
2. Charles

Oh, love is a strange brew. Once hellbent on getting out of Korean by any means possible, Klinger falls in love with Soon-Li, and the two decide to marry.

1. Radar
   Charles
2. Frank

Frank is married … but that doesn't stop him from starting a relationship with Margaret in Korea. They quickly become the most insufferable couple in the 4077th.

1. Colonel Potter
   Charles
2. Trapper John

Colonel Potter is an animal lover, and he augments his days at the 4077th by taking in a horse named Sophie. The horse makes numerous appearances in the show.

1. Trapper John
   Klinger
2. Radar

Hawkeye is resting in Seoul when Trapper gets his discharge papers. He's distraught when he realizes he didn't get to say goodbye to Trapper.

1. Charles
   B.J.
2. Radar

Thousands of miles from home and struggling with life in a war zone, Radar finds comfort in his battered teddy bear. By the end of his tour, Radar won't need his plush friend anymore.

1. Klinger
   Margaret
2. Radar

Margaret often mentions marital drama with her fiance Donald. In the end, their union is doomed.

1. Charles
   Radar
2. Margaret

Charles, of course, loves to rub everyone else's noses in his triumphs. So when he receives a nice warm polar outfit, he can't help but show it off in front of the rest of the camp.

1. Potter
   Hawkeye
2. Colonel Flagg

The gang can't handle the awful Army food anymore, so Hawkeye goes on rampage, ordering ribs from a Chicago restaurant. He plans to have them delivered via helicopter.

1. Trapper John
   Father Mulcahy
2. Hawkeye

In "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," a freak accident causes the Father to lose his hearing. He begins to re-evalute the way he wants to live the rest of his life.

1. B.J.
   Sidney Freeman
2. Frank

You know your parents didn't like you when they name you after themselves. B.J. stands for "Bea" and "Jay," his parents … and Hawkeye can't stop laughing.

1. Colonel Potter
   Hawkeye
2. Margaret

Margaret's character makes a drastic shift in the course of the show's 11 seasons. At the beginning, she's "Hot Lips," a rather shallow creature. By the final episode, she's more "Margaret," a hard-nosed woman with a soft side.

1. Colonel Potter
   Hawkeye
2. McIntyre

After a Jeep accident, Hawkeye realizes that he has a concussion. To keep himself awake, he offers a nonsensical monologue to a local family that can't even understand English.

1. Frank
   B.J.
2. McIntyre

Frank's the only one crooked enough to steal an officer's gun. But Hawkeye and B.J. convince him to give it up.

1. Radar
   Hawkeye
2. Father Mulcahy

You'd never catch Hawkeye running unless he was heading for a bottle of gin. Father Mulcahy, however, decides to don his sneakers to redeem the 4077th in a big race.

1. B.J.
   Henry
2. Radar

Using trumped-up charges against Henry, Margaret and Frank hope to derail their commander and install Frank as the new leader. Their plot ultimately winds up in flames.

1. Hawkeye
   Colonel Potter
2. Trapper John

Seeing young people blown apart by bombs and bullets messes with Hawkeye's mind. He begins sleepwalking and requires therapy in order to stop the behavior.

1. Hawkeye
   Margaret
2. McIntyre

Hawkeye tries to fix a stove, the but device literally explodes in his face. He's left wondering if he'll ever be able to see again.

1. Radar
   Hawkeye
2. Margaret

Radar is bitten by a dog, and its teeth break his skin. The camp sets off in search of the dog to determine whether the animal is rabid.

1. Radar
   Trapper John
2. Colonel Potter

Colonel Potter's wife Mildred tells her husband that the last payment has been made on their home mortgage. To celebrate, the gang throws a huge party.

1. Charles
   Colonel Potter
2. B.J.

All day long, B.J. has to hear stories about how funny Trapper John was. So he goes on a pranking spree to show that he's just as funny.

1. Frank
   Radar
2. Klinger

Klinger clearly hasn't let go of his feelings for his ex-wife, so when he learns that she's going to get married again, he figures his life is all but over. He decides to re-enlist for another six years.

1. McIntyre
   B.J.
2. Colonel Potter

Colonel Potter says he'd really love some tomato juice. His simple craving sets off a scramble by the other characters to locate the delicious concoction for him.

1. Frank
   Hawkeye
2. Margaret

In "Bless You, Hawkeye," Hawkeye has uncontrollable sneezing fits for no apparent reason. A therapist tries to help him figure out the cause.

1. Radar
   B.J.
2. Henry

After a wild affair in Tokyo, Henry returns to camp and says he's in love with a much younger woman. But their passions aren't made to last.

1. B.J.
   Radar
2. Charles

Charles visits Rosie's Bar and falls for a girl named Sooni. There's just one catch -- she's a hooker.

1. Radar
   Margaret
2. B.J.

Billy Tyler thinks his life is over after he loses his leg. But Radar offers his condolences and Billy decides that he needs to find a way to move on.

1. McIntyre
   B.J.
2. Frank

Frank observes a soldier who clearly shot himself in order to escape the horrors of combat. He's left wondering whether he should report the incident.

1. Colonel Potter
   Radar
2. Charles

Charles has a bit of an ego, and he's enormously deflated when he's shunned for a lofty doctor position in the States. He responds by refusing to speak to anyone.