What Greek God Do You Remind People Of?

By: David Copper
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Greek God Do You Remind People Of?
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About This Quiz

They were the greatest rulers in all mythology! The Greek gods are the most fearsome, beautiful and downright devastating in all the pantheons; they're also the most popular. These beings fought for (and with) humans and have shaped much of our history. Just the mere fact that you remind people of one of them is impressive, but just who do they think you're like?

Are you like Apollo, son of Zeus, god of music, prophecy and truth, whose symbol is the lyre and whose twin sister is Artemis, the goddess of the hunt? Are you like Dionysus, the party god who had a love for consumption, who also represented fertility, theater and of course, wine and winemaking? Are you like Zeus, the king of the gods (and Mount Olympus,) the ruler of the skies and thunder, and the man with many, many consorts? Or are you like Poseidon, the tempestuous ruler of the seas, earthquakes and horses; the god who can be as kind as he can be cruel?

Take this quiz and we'll let you know which mighty god you remind people of! Remember, bragging rights go to whoever gets Zeus; he was, after all, the king of the gods!

Which career would be a good fit for you?
Scientist
Rock star
Drill sergeant
Captain of a boat

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What is your biggest talent?
Math skills
Music
Leadership
Public speaking

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What's your favorite musical genre?
Classical
Punk rock
Jazz
Blues

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What kind of book could you imagine writing?
A science fiction book
An erotic novel
A book on law and order
My autobiography

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What annoys you the most?
Lazy people
Boring people
Disrespectful people
Bossy people

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What's the most fun way to travel?
On horseback
In a limo
By plane
By boat

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What kind of animal would you like to be?
A horse
A rattlesnake
A grizzly bear
A dolphin

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Which of these games do you excel at?
Jeopardy
Truth or dare
Charades
Marco Polo

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What do you use music for?
To get ideas
To woo people
To teach people
To help me relax

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What does your hair look like?
Neatly combed and medium length
Long and wild
A crew cut
A ponytail

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Who cooks in your house?
I do.
Whoever I'm with that day cooks.
Whoever I assign that task to cooks.
It varies from day to day.

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Which superpower would you want?
Superhuman smarts
Ability to seduce anybody
Mind control
Ability to change the weather

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What do you talk about most?
Science
Music
Work
Myself

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What quality do you have that annoys people?
I can be repetitive.
I'm unpredictable.
I'm bossy.
I'm moody.

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What's your ideal vacation?
Visiting ancient ruins
Partying all night
Taking my kids somewhere
On the beach

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How do you dress?
Elegantly
Wildly
Respectfully
Uniquely

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What's your favorite dance?
The waltz
Break dancing
The twist
Slam dancing

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What kind of facial hair do you like?
None
A wild beard
A well-trimmed mustache
A light beard

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What would you do if war broke out in your country?
I'd stay out of the military.
I'd fight!
I'd become an officer in the army.
I have no idea what I'd do.

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Your favorite movie genre?
Drama
Horror
War
Art house

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What's a typical Saturday night like for you?
Reading
Partying
Resting
Watching TV

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How do you feel about hunting?
It upsets me.
It's tons of fun!
It's a great way to learn discipline.
I can't concentrate enough to be good at it.

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What's your favorite holiday?
Christmas
New Year's Eve
Easter
Halloween

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What were you best at in school?
Giving speeches
Flirting
Sports
Skipping school

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How do you stay in shape?
I don't.
I go on lots of active dates.
I go to the gym.
I swim.

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Which of these do you shop at the most?
Barnes & Noble
Walmart
Home Depot
Toys "R" Us

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What kind of pet would you like?
A house cat
A pit bull
A turtle
A goldfish

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What are you like in the morning?
Excited to get the day started
Hungover
Relaxed
Grumpy

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What's your favorite article of clothing?
My tweed sweater
My leather jacket
My military boots
My sailor's cap

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What do people like most about you?
My intelligence
My sense of fun
How orderly I am
My unpredictable nature

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