Which Fierce Shark Swims in Your Soul?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Fierce Shark Swims in Your Soul?
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About This Quiz

Thanks to movies like "Jaws," people have been pretty much terrified of sharks for years now. Not that the movie is the only reason; let's be honest, sharks can be pretty scary. In their own element, they're swift, silent and deadly. But you can say the same thing about many wild animals, so it's unfair to look at sharks as only ocean-dwelling eating machines. There are so many breeds of sharks in the sea, some of them posing no threat to humans at all and others that we know almost nothing about. They can be as mysterious as they are dangerous and also pretty cool. Just look at a thresher shark, a whale shark or a hammerhead shark! They're all incredibly different in the way they look and the way they behave. In fact, there's so much diversity in the world of sharks, you might be surprised about how much like us some of them can be.

If you're brave enough to test the murky depths of shark waters, hop on into our quiz and answer some questions about who you are and what you like. There's a good chance that we can find out exactly which fearsome shark is lurking in your soul, just below the surface. Take the quiz and see!

Sharks are feared for their speed and power. What are you feared for?
My mind
Definitely my strength
I'm pretty sure most people don't fear me.
My razor-sharp wit?

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Let's spend some time at sea. If you won a free cruise, where do you think you'd go?
The Caribbean
It's a cruise; can't I go around the world?
Alaska
Thailand

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Sharks are some of the scariest things in the ocean, but what else under the sea gives you the heebie-jeebies?
Killer whales
Giant squid
Viperfish
Those poisonous jellyfish

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If you hit up Red Lobster, what are you going to be ordering?
Guess I have to order the lobster.
Endless shrimp!
Cheddar biscuits!
Is it weird to order the steak?

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It's rhyme time! Finish this epic poem. "Across the sea, a swimming shark. It's chasing down ________ ."
"a place to park"
"a fading spark"
"my friend Clark"
"my dog's bark"

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There are some fun things you can do in the water. What's your favorite aquatic activity?
Water skiing
Surfing
Marco Polo
Canoeing

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The world is full of ancient port cities. Which one would you head to for some shore leave?
Dubrovnik, Croatia. They film "Game of Thrones" there!
Nassau, Bahamas
Beijing, China
Quebec City, Canada

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What's your opinion on sport fishing in the ocean for something like marlin?
Sounds like fun
Isn't there anything bigger to catch?
No thanks
I'd rather just be enjoying the open water.

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Do you think it's easy for people to tell when you're angry or not?
I make it pretty obvious.
Oh yeah
Nah, I keep my feelings under wraps.
It doesn't seem to be.

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When it comes to making important life decisions, what would you say guides you the most?
My intuition
Emotion
I'll get advice from others and figure things out.
Logic

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All right, you live in the Star Wars universe. Who do you want to hang out with the most?
Darth Vader
Boba Fett
Chewbacca
Yoda

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If you're out at a club with friends and a group of people try to start something with your group, what happens next?
It's on!
What happens next is I put everyone in their place.
I'm heading back to the bar to have a seat.
Gotta play this one by ear!

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Red Lobster is being renovated today, oh no! Where would you go for seafood instead?
Long John Silver's
Joe's Crab Shack
The nearest sushi place
There's a little local place I like.

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Sharks don't get a ton of love in fiction, but they get some! Who's the best fictional shark of them all?
Jaws, of course
The Meg
Sharktopus
Bruce from "Finding Nemo"

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There are some pretty awesome watercraft in the world. How would you get around on the water if you were having fun in the ocean for a day?
Jet ski
Submarine
Yacht
Kayak

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No one's been to every beach in the world, but if you could pick just one to hit up, which one would it be?
Any beachfront resort sounds good to me.
Muscle Beach, California
Hidden Beach in Mexico
Smuggler's Cove in Greece

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Generally speaking, how sneaky would you say that you are?
I have some stealth when I need it.
Who needs to sneak?
I can be very sneaky.
Maybe sneakier than average?

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When you get into a disagreement, how do you usually end up solving it?
I tend to stick to my guns no matter what.
Might makes right! I yell my way to victory.
I can discuss whatever and work a compromise.
I might give in; I might not. It depends.

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It's time to prove your gastronomic prowess. How many Taco Bell soft tacos could you eat in a single sitting?
I'm trying for 6.
At least 10, no joke
Maybe 4?
I don't actually like Taco Bell.

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If it were up to you, would you do most of your work indoors or outdoors?
Maybe a little of both
I love the great outdoors.
Indoors!
Wait, if it's up to me, why am I working at all?

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Have you ever gotten into a physical fight with another person before?
More than once
A few times
Never
I defended myself.

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Hollywood loves a good shark tale. What's your favorite shark movie?
"Jaws"
"The Meg"
"47 Meters Down"
"Sharknado"

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In the sea, sharks are the most fearsome predator, so what do you think deserves that title on land?
Tiger
Polar bear
Komodo dragon
Is "human" too cheesy an answer?

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That "Aquaman" movie was pretty popular. What other hero should he team up with in the sequel?
Batman
Superman
Wonder Woman
Shazam!

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It's hard to escape social media these days. What's the longest you've gone without checking it in the last month?
Hours, at most
I guess the longest is the time I'm asleep.
A couple of days, maybe
I don't really use social media at all.

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If you were single and your friends wanted to set you up on a blind date, would you be down?
What's the worst that could happen?
Sure, I'm up for anything.
I'm not a blind-date person.
Nah, my friends would mess that up.

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How do you do most of your shopping these days anyway?
I like going to the mall.
I'm hitting up Target. Or Walmart. Whichever.
Amazon
Online stores, unless I have to go out

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What do you want to be spending your time doing on a Saturday night?
Having a good time with friends
Partying
Watching a new movie
Relaxing somewhere

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Do you spend much of your spare time reading?
Not really
Nah, I don't care to read all that much.
Yes, I love to read.
Not as much as I'd like to

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If you have a boat, you have to give it a good boat name. Which of these do you like the most?
Seas the Day
Buoyoncé
Boaty McBoatface
The Codfather

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