Which Character From 'The League' Are You?

By: Steven Miller
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Which Character From 'The League' Are You?
Image: Collage; Taco MacArthur, Rodney Ruxin, Jenny MacArthur

About This Quiz

Do you love fantasy football and comedy? You probably loved The League! Premiering in 2009, The League was a show that followed a group of members in a fantasy football league. Starring Mark Duplass, Stephen Rannazzisi, and Nick Kroll, the series follows this group of average-day people who attempt to win the Shiva, the coveted "Super Bowl" of their fantasy football world.

In The League, everyone is formatting their teams and dying to hoist that coveted Shiva Bowl above their heads. From Rodney to Taco, which The League character are you? Are you like Pete Eckhart? If you are, you live and breathe fantasy football! Being a three-time league champion isn't enough for you! You'll stop at nothing to win the Shiva, going as far as to trick your friends! Instead of Pete, are you more like Kevin? While the award is named after your high school girlfriend, the Shiva has always been unattainable to you! You might not be good making decisions, but you're excellent when it comes to delegating! 

Are you like Pete or Kevin? Maybe you're more Rodney, Taco, or Jenny? There's only one way to find out! Take this quiz and we'll tell you which The League character you'd be and if you're taking home the Shiva!

How many times have you won a fantasy football league?
Three or more times.
Twice.
Once.
I haven't won yet.
Do you still play in a fantasy football league now?
I play, and my interest is growing.
I play, but I'm not as interested as I was before.
I play, and I'm just as interested as I was on day one.
No, I gave it up.
How much do you know about football?
I know enough to get by pretty well.
I know almost nothing about football.
I know a ton of information about the sport.
I know a lot more than most people think I do.

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How foul of a mouth do you have?
I swear about the same as most everyone else around me.
I don't do very much swearing.
It would shock you how foul my mouth actually is.
I throw in some foul language on a regular basis.
How likely are you to take advantage of someone to make a lob-sided trade?
It's more likely that I will be the one who gets taken advantage of.
I'm always on the lookout for unfair trades.
I might do that just to make a point.
I'm always looking to take advantage of the newbies.
Would you consider yourself to be ruthless?
I can be if someone underestimates me.
There are times that I'm ruthless. It's all about getting the W.
I'm not someone who is ruthless at all.
You have to be in this world.

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Which statement best describes your love life?
Rocky.
Outkicked the coverage.
Single and ready to mingle.
Stable. I wear the pants in this relationship.
Would you consider yourself to be a stoner?
I've never smoked in my life.
Totally. I have guest bongs in other people's houses.
I used to smoke, but I don't anymore.
I have a toke once in a while.
Which career matches you the best?
Lawyer.
Entrepreneur.
Cubical worker.
Homemaker.

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How long have you been playing fantasy football?
I've been playing for as long as it's been a thing.
I've been playing for a while.
I just started playing.
I've got quite a few years of experience under my belt.
How paranoid are you?
I get pretty paranoid when I smoke.
People say I'm paranoid, but I do tend to be right.
I'm not paranoid at all.
I guess I have moments of paranoia, but there's usually a good reason.
How much time do you spend avoiding work while you are at work?
I work hard, I play hard, and I never mix the two.
That used to be all I did at work, but I'm making some changes.
I don't work.
I definitely mess around at work quite a bit.

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Have you recently decided to get more serious and work harder in your life?
Yes, I'm making some big changes.
Not really. I'm as serious as I've ever been.
I don't know about working harder, but some opportunities are presenting themselves.
Not at all. I've always been very serious about my work.
Are you more likely to be the one caught cheating or to be the one who catches others?
I'm about equally as likely to be caught as I am to catch a cheater.
I would say neither.
I'll absolutely be the one to catch the cheaters.
I'm definitely more likely to be the one caught.
Are you a musician?
I was in band in high school, but that's about it.
Yes, but I don't get paid for it.
I used to play the guitar, but I'm pretty bad at it.
I've never played a musical instrument in my life.

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When was the last time you were unemployed?
I was unemployed within the last year.
I'm currently unemployed.
It's been a while since I was unemployed.
I have had the same job for many years.
Do people tend to over-estimate or under-estimate your intelligence?
People greatly under-estimate my intelligence.
I would say that people tend to over-estimate my intelligence.
My intelligence is under-estimated regularly because of my gender.
I'm about as intelligent as I seem.
How likely are you to have a multi-million-dollar idea?
I'm more of a practical thinker.
I've had an idea or two like this in my life, but I've never followed through on any of them.
Believe it or not, I have them all the time.
I come up with ideas that I think are winners a lot, but they never seem to pan out.

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How emotional are you?
I'm not emotional at all.
I have moments of emotion, but they are rare.
I'm a very emotional person.
I'm not as emotional as other people tend to think I am.
Would you consider your energy to be more masculine or feminine?
Mostly feminine.
Totally feminine.
Mostly masculine.
Totally masculine.
Could you be a soap opera star in Algeria?
It's possible. I do have an irresistible charisma.
Absolutely. I was born to do that.
I don't think I'm soap opera material.
What are you talking about?

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What would be the chances of you hoisting the Shiva this year?
It's not going to happen.
The chances are slim.
The chances are very high.
I have a decent shot at it this year.
How unusual would it be for someone like you to play fantasy football?
I definitely don't fit the usual mold.
I'm the kind of person you totally expect to play.
It blows people's minds that I play.
It's not very unusual that someone like me would play.
Which position will you build your fantasy football team around?
Quarterback.
Running back.
Kicker.
Wide receiver.

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How many hours of research are you doing before the draft?
I'll spend more hours on research than I can count.
I'll spend a few days leading up to the draft doing research.
I will do no research at all.
I might spend a few hours on research, but my knowledge is already strong.
Have you ever been the Commissioner of your league?
No, but I'd like to try it someday.
No, and I have no interest in ever doing that.
I ran it once before.
I've been Commissioner many times.
Do you play in a fantasy league that plays for money?
I only play in leagues for money.
No, I only play in free leagues.
I play in a bunch of them. Some of them are for money and some are not.
I'm willing to play in either, but I only do one league per season.

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How emotionally involved in your league are you?
I used to be highly emotionally attached, but not so much anymore.
I have no emotional attachment to it.
I pretend like I don't really care, but I care deeply.
I have to admit that I'm highly emotionally attached.
What NFL team do you cheer for?
None of these choices.
Chicago Bears.
Dallas Cowboys.
New England Patriots.
Who is your favorite NFL player?
Odell Beckham, Jr.
Tom Brady.
I don't have a favorite NFL player.
Aaron Rodgers.

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