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About This Quiz
They're a force for good, battling supervillains and government bureaucrats alike. We all often consider which one we'd like to be. But the really important question is which Avenger would you like to have on your arm? Take this quiz to find out!
What's your ideal date?
A romantic Italian restaurant.
A private jet to Tokyo for the best sushi in the world.
Sitting in the back of a truck eating a burger watching the sunset over a calm sea.
Going to an exhibition about a famous scientist.
What color scheme would you choose for your wardrobe?
Black and red
Red and gold
Red, white, and blue
Green and purple
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What's your ideal date's signature style?
Fitted and slinky
Snappy tailoring
All American jeans and a tee
Goofball nerd
Where would you honeymoon?
Island hopping in the Caribbean
Luxury yacht
Mountain road trip
Switzerland, so we could stop by CERN
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Which book would entertain you on a flight?
100 Deadly Skills: The SEAL Operative’s Guide to Eluding Pursuers, Evading Capture, and Surviving Any Dangerous Situation
The Way Things Were
The Notebook
The Double Helix
What's the worst thing that could happen to your boo?
They could just disappear and I'd never know what happened to them.
Blown up by their own hubris.
They could lose their integrity.
They lose control and do something they can't take back.
If they weren't an Avenger, what would your ideal partner do for a living?
Security for high profile VIPs
Celebrity
Soldier
Professor
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What sort of person would your parents approve of?
Someone fiery and fun
Someone snarky and witty
Someone kind and protective
Someone smart and thoughtful, with a wild side
How important are looks to you?
I only date 10s.
I don't mind as long as my partner thinks they're really attractive. Confidence is sexy, even if it isn't justified.
My partner should be unbelievably good-looking even while I claim I don't care at all.
I couldn't care less.
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If you and your partner got a dog, what dog would you get?
Alsatian
St Bernard
Labrador
Jack Russell
Should your ideal partner be pure?
I don't care.
I like 'em slutty.
They should be a virgin, so I can educate them in the ways of the world.
They should have some experience, but not too much.
How emotionally present do you need your partner to be?
I don't mind a lot of independence, but when we're together, I expect their attention.
I understand that I will be ignored a lot, but not get away with the reverse.
I expect to be doted on constantly.
I like lots of love and care, but I get that my partner needs to be on their own sometimes.
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Where is your ideal house?
Loft in the city
Malibu mansion
Picket fence in suburbia
University accommodation near an ivy-covered campus
How many kids do you want?
Just the one, so we can concentrate on their training.
Several, who I will be raising mostly on my own.
Two and a half.
I've done a regression analysis and we should have three, as long as my partner is certain they will not inherit any of their medical issues.
Supervillains bring doom to New York. What do you do?
I sabotage the villains from the darkness.
I accidentally invited them, so I guess I better do something about it.
I stand and fight for truth, justice and- well, you get the idea.
I smash.
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What flaw are you willing to tolerate in a partner?
Not being around much
Selfishness
Naiveté
A temper
Which of your partner's achievements do you like to brag about?
They're really good at coming through in a crisis.
They re-shaped a major conglomerate.
They fought a tyrant.
They have amazing self-control.
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Your partner is sad. How do you cheer them up?
I bring them an enemy to beat.
I make a little robot dance to amuse them.
I take them out to a nice movie and make them dinner.
I give them a hug and reassure them everyone still likes them.
Your partner wants to celebrate. What's first?
We go skydiving over an active volcano!
We buy an island!
We go dancing.
We make tender love by candlelight.
Which wedding vow would you be sure to include?
To always know where the other one is.
To be faithful. I know it's already in there, but you gotta be sure.
I wouldn't add anything. My boo will always act in the spirit of the existing rules.
To never go to bed angry.
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Where do you see yourselves in five years?
Roving the world taking work where we can find it.
In our triplex, doing it on a pile of money.
Raising our two young kids.
They're tenure tracked and I'm researching a paper.
You're going to a movie together. What genre do you see?
Spy movie
Action adventure
Romance
Psychological thriller
Tell us something no one knows about your boo.
They're really very kind and gentle.
They're not actually cheating on me.
I'm the only one they've ever been with.
Sometimes they spend HOURS in the bathroom. You wouldn't want to see what it looks like after.
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What couple inspires you both?
Spike and Drusilla
Donald and Melania
Adam and Eve
Antoine and Marie-Anne Lavoisier
What couple do you not want to emulate?
Buffy and Angel
Donald and Ivana
Any couple that split up
Albert Einstein and Mileva Marić
What would your first big fight be about?
They never return my calls promptly.
They flirt with other people.
They're emotionally needy.
They won't seek therapy for their problems.
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