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About This Quiz
After a long winter of classes, homework and damp wool socks, spring break starts to look very, very appealing. Sick of studying late and wrapping yourself up in scarves, you long to party all night and spend the day in your swimsuit. Instead of being hunched over a desk with a cup of coffee, you want to be reclined in a deck chair, an icy glass of mint tea in your hand.
Here's the good news: Your dream is totally possible. The vast majority of colleges and high schools give their students a spring break vacation. So if you've got a few bucks to burn and the energy to travel, spring break relaxation lies within your reach! The only question is, where should you go? Are you in the mood for a tropical destination, or would you rather have a good old-fashioned California holiday?
If you're not sure whether you should go to Palm Springs or Puerto Vallarta, this is the quiz for you! We're going to ask you about all of your spring break fantasies, in order to diagnose which sunny vacation spot will truly scratch your spring break itch. Ready to party, quiz-style? Put on some sunscreen and let's dive in!
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What's your main spring break goal?
To party!
To take some dope photos
To truly relax and unwind
To dance on dozens of tables
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What's better: a pool or the ocean?
The ocean ... when it's calm
A pool, hands-down
The ocean is stunning. There's no contest.
Both have their charms.
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Could you be tempted to party on a boat?
No. I'm not a good swimmer.
No. I get seasick easily.
Sure, if it were a chill party.
I was born to party on a boat.
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Do you have the budget to fly to a spring break destination?
Nope
Yes ... if it's in the U.S.
When it comes to spring break, money is no object!
Yes, but I want to stay in the States, since I don't have a passport.
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Be honest: how much making out do you hope to accomplish on spring break?
If it happens, it happens, but I'm not obsessed with hooking up.
I plan on making out with my partner.😏
None. I'm not interested in hooking up with anyone.
So much making out!
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Do you like big crowds?
They're fine.
I can deal with them, but they're annoying.
I hate them.
I'm actually energized by big crowds.
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Are you bringing any friends along on your spring break trip?
I'm spring breaking with two or three close friends.
Yes, my best friend
No
I'm spending spring break with a huge group of people.
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What's your favorite aquatic sport?
Wading
Swimming laps
Scuba-diving
Jet skiing
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Are you afraid of being seen as a tourist?
Why would I be afraid of that?
A little bit. I don't want to come off as gauche.
No, but I don't necessarily want to hang out in tourist areas.
No, because I LOVE being a tourist!
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How many bathing suits do you own?
One or two
At least six
Two or three
Dozens, bruh
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When it's broiling hot, how do you like to cool down?
I jump in a lake.
I go somewhere air-conditioned, like the movies.
I drink iced coffee.
I wear as little as possible.
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In your opinion, what's the greatest summer drink of all time?
Iced sweet tea
Arnold Palmers
Iced mochas
Spritzers
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What's your spring break theme song?
"Hot Girl Summer" by Megan Thee Stallion
"Girls Have Fun" by Tyga, Rich the Kid and G-Eazy
"Tempo" by Lizzo and Missy Elliot
"Trigger" by Major Lazer and Khalid
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Are you bringing your dog on your spring break trip?
Heck yes!
Maybe?
No. Dogs don't belong at resorts.
Yes, if he's a purse dog
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Would your parents approve of your spring break plans?
Lol, no.
I don't know if they'd understand my spring break plans. Our generations are really different.
Yes, actually
Absolutely not!
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Do you think you'll do ANY homework on spring break?
Of course not. I'm on spring break!
It's possible ... but not probable.
Yes, I'll probably do some reading.
I'm offended you would even ask me that.
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What's your favorite kind of food truck?
Burger trucks
Taco trucks
Jerk chicken trucks
Fried chicken sandwich trucks
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In your friend group, are you an instigator or a wet blanket?
Neither. I'm the chill one.
I'm the independent one, I guess.
Sadly, I think I'm the wet blanket.
Lol, I'm definitely the instigator!
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Which of these sunglasses styles is the most "you"?
Cat's eye sunglasses
Tiny round sunglasses
Classic Ray-Bans
Aviators
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Where do you want to stay?
At the cheapest hostel I can find
At a sweet Airbnb
In a cabana house
In a deluxe hotel
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Of the following floaties, which one do you crave?
A pretzel
A swan
A unicorn
A strip of bacon
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What's your favorite spring break movie?
"Dirty Grandpa"
"Spring Breakers"
"Spring Breakdown"
"22 Jump Street"
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Do you ever forget to wear sunscreen?
I actually skip sunscreen because I think I look better with a tan.
I'm a little bit lazy about it.
No, I'm religious about putting it on because I burn easily.
Lol, yes
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Would you rather hang out all day on a secluded beach or go to a music festival featuring dripping hot acts?
I'd rather go to the beach with my guitar.
Ooh, that's a hard choice!
Hang out on the beach
Go to a festival
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Have you been working hard this semester?
Not as hard as I should have been working
I've been working medium-hard.
Yes. I'm totally exhausted!
To be honest, I've been slacking.
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Of the following accessories, which one is a spring break must-have?
A water flask
A sun hat
A great book
A giant purse
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At night, do you want to go clubbing or to house parties?
House parties
I'd rather chill out around the fire with friends.
I'd prefer to go to bed at 10 so I can hit the beach early.
Clubbing
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Will it be hard for you to stick to your budget?
Yes, but I don't have a choice.
Yes, but I'll rely on my friends to rein me in.
No, because I'm very self-disciplined.
No, and I don't care.
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You won't consider it a great spring break unless ... ?
I meet the love of my life there.
All my friends are jealous of where I went and what I did.
I feel truly relaxed and refreshed by the end of it.
I party the entire time.
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