What Zodiac Sign Matches Your Erotic Personality?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Zodiac Sign Matches Your Erotic Personality?
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About This Quiz

You're only human, right? You have needs like anyone else. You want food, you want to be warm and sometimes, even though we don't need to discuss this in polite company, you want to get a little freaky. It's perfectly normal. It's biology! There's no reason to deny it. But it can get confusing sometimes. Maybe it's because, as a society, we don't talk about it a lot. Or we talk about it in kind of goofy, unscientific terms that make it seem unseemly and taboo. Whatever the reason, nearly all of us like sex and want it at some point in time. But it can be hard to figure out what we really want and who we want it with. Who out there is going to be the right Yin to our Yang? What lines up best with your desires and expectations? Maybe if there was an easier way to figure things out it wouldn't be such a hassle. Maybe if you could find out what zodiac sign matched your erotic side then you'd be that much closer to sensual bliss. Worth a shot, isn't it?

If you've got an itch that needs scratching, then your erotically astrological future awaits! Take the quiz and see!

How likely are you to give your partner an erotic massage?
I could definitely do that.
I guess if they asked me to
It's my specialty.
I wouldn't really know what to do.

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Are you more into the Western zodiac or the Chinese zodiac?
I only know the Western one, really.
I've never really thought about it.
I think Chinese is cooler.
They both interest me

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What sets the mood better, an X-rated movie or just a steamy romance movie?
Depends on who you're with
Definitely the dirty movie
Romance for sure
Why not both?

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What's the best place to meet someone for a quick hookup?
The internet
Tinder!
Probably a bar
I'm not looking for quick hookups.

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Would you ever consider performing a striptease for your partner?
I might consider it.
That's not really me.
I've done it before.
I don't think I have the skills for that.

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Are you ever down for a one-night stand?
It's rare but it happens.
Always!
Yeah, they're fun sometimes.
Not yet

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Have you ever written an erotic poem for someone?
Do people still do that sort of thing?
I have not.
Maybe
No, but maybe I should.

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Do you think flowers are a good gift for Valentine's Day?
I think so!
A little cliche
As long as that's not all you get
If they're nice flowers

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On a scale of one to 10, how important is foreplay?
10
8
11
6

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Where's the most sensual place to kiss someone?
Behind the ear
Lips
The neck
Wouldn't you like to know?

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Do you believe certain zodiac signs are more romantically compatible than others?
Yes, but not enough to make you pass someone up, I think.
Not really
Maybe?
Absolutely

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Have you ever gone to a drive-in movie and gotten a little frisky in the car?
Nope!
You bet I have.
Not in forever
I've never been to a drive-in at all.

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Do you check your horoscope before you start your day?
Only if it seems like a big day
Pretty much never
Sometimes
All the time

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Have you ever had a Tarot card reading?
I want to but I have not.
Never have
A long time ago
I get it done every once in a while.

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If money were no object, where would you plan a romantic getaway?
Paris
Las Vegas
The French Riviera
Venice

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Have you ever engaged in some debauchery in the shower?
It's happened before.
All the time!
Not yet!
Not often

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Hot tubs can be pretty sexy, right? Would you ever enjoy some champagne in the hot tub with a special someone?
Sounds great!
Make it a beer and maybe.
I'd give it a try.
I'm not a hot tub person.

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If you were going to burn some incense to set the mood, what fragrance would you go for?
Lavender
Vanilla
Sandalwood
Patchouli

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How are you when it comes to dirty talk?
Pretty decent!
I speak it like a second language.
It's not something I do often.
It's not my thing.

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Do you like to take your time, or are you a wham, bam, thank you ma'am kind of a person?
I think there's a nice middle ground.
Quick and dirty is good.
Slow and sensual is best.
I prefer to take my time

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Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
I had one in the past.
Many of them!
I have one now.
No

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What is clearly the coolest animal on the Chinese zodiac?
Dragon
Tiger
Snake
Rabbit

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Have you ever hooked up more than once on the same day with different people?
Just once
You bet!
Not in a long time
Never

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Can you have a sensual, romantic relationship with someone that doesn't involve sex?
It'd be hard, I think.
I don't see how.
Why would you want to?
Yes

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Is it cool to date your best friend's ex?
Only if your friend never knows about it
I don't see why not.
Only if your friend is OK with it
Not at all

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What's the sexiest food?
Cherries
Oysters
A banana
Chocolate

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Sometimes a song can really set the mood. Pick one!
"No Diggity" by Blackstreet
"Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye
"Video Phone" by Beyonce
"Wicked Game" by Chris Issak

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How long could you handle going without any kind of physical intimacy?
A week or so
A few hours
Maybe a few weeks
I'm in the midst of a real dry spell right now.

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Is there a difference between erotica and pornography?
Is there?
Of course! Porn is more fun.
They're different but equally valid.
One is art, one is not.

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How important is monogamy?
It's important if you're into it.
It gets in the way, really.
Depends on the nature of your relationship
Incredibly important

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