What Would Your M.A.S.H. Job Be?

By: Teresa M.
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About This Quiz

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse." In the popular TV show, M*A*S*H, the characters were dealing with stressful jobs in the height of the Korean War. From chief surgeons to company clerks, what would your M*A*S*H job be?

M*A*S*H is the TV series that debuted in 1972. Originally the idea conception came from the novel MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors by Richard Hooker. While this novel was released in 1968, a film would go on to be released in 1970, two years before the TV show. Starring Alan Alda, Wayne Rodgers and McLean Stevenson, the series followed a group of surgeons and staff who were stationed during the Korean War. There were various jobs within the ranks. What would you be stationed as?

Are you like Hawkeye Pierce or Major Winchester? Played by Alan Alda and David Ogden Stiers, these two surgeons were able to stay calm under pressure.

If you're a bit tough but know how to keep things fair, you'd probably be a great leader, like Commander Sherman Potter. Or are you compassionate and driven, like our favorite nurse, Hot Lips? Or would you be the company clerk? There's only one way to find out!

Take this quiz and we'll tell you what your M*A*S*H job would be!

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Which M*A*S*H* character do you think was funniest?

How would you describe your level of physical fitness?

What school subject did you need to study for the most?

If you were being sent overseas for a long period of time, what would ask people to send you?

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Do you have an assistant at your current job?

If you were away from home, would you write a lot of letters?

What would you do to kill time at the 4077?

What do you think would be the hardest part of living in a military camp?

Could you handle working in the mess hall?

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Which island nation would you most like to visit?

Which M*A*S*H* unit job would you like having the least?

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Which Alan Alda film do you like most?

What do you think made Major Houlihan such a great character?

What job might you have had in a former life?

Would you consider yourself a rule breaker?

When is the last time you saw an episode of M*A*S*H*?

Which word would your boss use to describe your attitude?

If you were sent to basic training right now, how would you do?

How would you describe your marksman skills?

Do you like M*A*S*H* or Hogan's Heroes more?

What is your favorite national holiday?

How would you feel about being in uniform all the time?

Besides M*A*S*H*, what '70s television show do you like best?

Would you say you are more of a leader than a follower?

Do you have any medical training?

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