What Would Your Job Be in the Mafia?

Zoe Samuel

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About This Quiz

You’ve seen 'Goodfellas,' 'Scarface,' and of course, 'The Sopranos.' Now you want to get involved. Whether you’re into kneecapping or numbers, Cosa Nostra has a place for you. Take this quiz to find out what it is!

You want to work for the mafia. How do you first get in touch?

What's your previous relevant work experience?

How important is money to you?

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

If you ever got into a fight, you would...

Some jamook in a bar bets you $100 he can drink from a wine bottle without opening it. Do you take the bet?

You've been arrested. Who's your first call?

An official form requires you to list your occupation. What do you write?

What do you do to relax when you're off the clock?

What is RICO?

What's your ideal living situation?

How good of a liar are you?

What do you want your family to know about your work?

The Don looks set to make a really stupid decision. What do you do?

What do you call the woman in your life?

Someone's going down big time, and thanks to RICO, the Feds can charge you too. Do you flip?

How comfortable are you with violence?

What sort of heat are you packing, day to day?

Without a calculator app, what's the balance after 24 months of a loan of $1,000 at 22% interest?

How do you get healthcare?

What do you wear to work?

What's your favorite movie?

How much do you make?

What would a normal day on the job be like for you?

Who's your role model?

How do you sleep at night?

Are you an equestrian? If so, what sort?

How do you greet your friends?

"If you were to end up sleeping with the fishes, it'd be because you..."

What are your plans for retirement?

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