What Would the Trashy Romance Novel of Your Love Life Be Called?

By: Zoe Samuel
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About This Quiz

Your career is in transition. Your love life, so passionless for so long, has finally shown signs of life in the form of a beautiful stranger who excites your senses and makes your heart yearn for the possibilities. Suddenly, the world isn't drab; you are ready to chase your dreams and live like there's no tomorrow.

Well, maybe. Whatever your scenario, your life no doubt has its fair share of drama, intrigue, and passion. You have struggles both daily and lifelong. You gain and lose loved ones, and stand watch over your dreams as time marches on, urging you to act. People relate to stories like these because they are universal, even if a love for the genre of trashy romance novels isn't totally universal.

You know your story, even if you don't have an ending for it yet, so the question is what the title of your story should be? It's not enough to have a synopsis of the plot on the back cover. The title has to grab people by the heart and make them want to buy it on the spot. Don't worry; we have you covered. Take this quiz, and we'll tell you the title of your life's trashy romance novel!

Is your life a lot like you dreamed it could be?

How humble are your origins?

What is your level of education?

How obsessed with work are you?

Do you like to have fun alone or with friends?

How tight is your circle of true friends?

Are you in love with just one person?

Are you in love with someone much older than you?

Are you in love with someone much younger than you?

Are you in love with someone from another race or religion?

Are you in love with someone from another social class?

Are you in love with someone who lives far away from you?

How does your lover differ from you, physically?

Are either you or your lover very rich?

Have you experienced poverty in your life?

How far have you traveled?

How's your relationship with your family?

Does your family agree with your professional decisions?

Does your family get along with your lover?

Is your lover a secret lover?

Are you engaged to someone other than your lover?

Are you primarily focused on your career and your lover is just a distraction?

Are you prepared for a long uncomfortable ride?

Are you happy with who you are surrounded by?

Do you lack any connection to your religious foundations?

Do you have talents outside of your job?

Is your lover a colleague?

Is your love hopeless?

Will you be happy in the end?

Are you happy with your current state of affairs?

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