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About This Quiz
We all have our go-to recipes, and it's great to enjoy a classic - but sometimes it's good to branch out. What should be the next new dish in your repertoire? Take this quiz to find out!Advertisement
Do you need to go dairy-free?
No, that sounds like hell
Yes, I do
No thanks
No, but I like the option
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Do you want something that reheats well?
Yes but it's not very important
Yes but I'm prepared to reheat on a pan instead of a microwave if that keeps it nice
I want something where this doesn't apply
Yes, I want it the same tomorrow
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How indulgent are you feeling?
I want the option to eat 1,000 quality calories
I'm on a diet
It's cheat day! Empty calories for me!
I like it delicious but not too indulgent
Are you feeling English?
I am English!
I'm more European.
Yes, but in a cute Ye Olde Tea Shoppe way.
Nope
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Do you want a taste of childhood?
Yes please
I want a taste of fun
That is literally all I ever want
I want a taste of travel
Do you want something portable?
Nope
Semi-portable is always handy
Yes
I can always use a Tupperware
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What impresses your guests?
A great big hulking slab o' meat
Thoughtfully catering to their morals/allergies/preferences
Chocolate
Sophistication
What's something you might add to surprise people?
Yorkshire puds and a superior homemade gravy
Three kinds of bean and four kinds of pepper
Several kinds of chocolate
Ghost chilli
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Can you handle butter?
Butter is life.
I prefer oil.
In large quantities, but not overbearing.
Not at all.
Do you need to please lots of picky eaters?
Yes. Keep it simple.
Yes, but sometimes they branch out a little.
Yes, but everyone loves this dish.
I hope not because they're leaving this table hungry.
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How simple is too simple?
Simplest is best
I don't want it too simple
Very simple is good
Any amount of simple, really
What do you hate most?
Food I can't identify
Killing animals for my pleasure
Being "good"
Being boring
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How are your carving skills?
Ninja level
Bad, but my chopping skills are badass
I have none to speak of
Pretty mediocre
Do you need a good nutritious meal?
Yes but without sacrificing luxury
Yes and I want it to feel a little virtuous
No, I already ate my five a day
I do but I also want comfort food
Do you know what a Yorkshire pudding is?
Yes, and it is how I know God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Yes, but it's not my style.
No, but I already want one.
No. Sounds weird.
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Have you ever had one?
Yes. All the angels sang and I wept for joy.
Yes. It was too much.
No, but seriously, get me one. It's a dessert, right?
Yeah, I hated it.
Do you secretly wish every meal was breakfast?
Only rarely
Never occurred to me
The world would be better if it were.
Not at all
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