What Kind of Junk Food Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
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About This Quiz

Junk food is everywhere. We have been eating junk food all of our lives. We have looked deeply into the abyss, in movie theaters, at gas stations, and on Halloween. Has the abyss looked back? Has it looked into us?  Through us? Have we become the abyss? That's today's question!

Junk food comes in a host of varieties, from bacon-wrapped hot dogs, to straight up candy. Junk food is big business, with Americans alone spending billions of dollars on everything from little chocolate candies to expensive, handmade chocolate sculptures. One's preferred junk food vices say much, like one's income, one's level of self-care, and one's tastes. Not everyone likes Skittles, but everyone likes milk chocolate, right?

Don't worry; we won't be quizzing you at length on your favorite junk foods. We have worked out a series of questions, and yes, some have to do with junk food, that will triangulate your behaviors. This will allow us to determine what junk food has taken hold in your soul and begun to spread inside of you, a part of you. When we're through with you, we will be able to say with total certainty what junk food you really are!

How old fashioned are you?

How patriotic are you?

How religious are you?

Do you have a tough center?

How likable are you?

What's the closest thing to your job title?

What industry is closest to the one you work in?

What best describes where you live?

How big is your family?

What's closest to the car you drive?

Which of these movie genres do you like the best?

How much TV do you watch in a typical day?

Which of these is your favorite musical genre?

What's your favorite TV show?

How healthy is your diet?

How often do you replace your smartphone?

Do you have a landline at home?

How fast was your first internet connection?

What kind of game do you like best?

How do you get your news?

How worldly are you?

What is your creative outlet?

Which of these dogs would you be willing to own?

How do you prefer to take notes?

What medicine do you take on the reg?

How do you listen to music?

How polarizing are you?

What kind of food do you like to have delivered?

How do you prefer to pay for large purchases?

When do you like to eat junk food?

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