What Classic Toy Are You?

By: Lauren Lubas
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What Classic Toy Are You?
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About This Quiz

Toys come and go, and we may look back and think of all those awesome toys we had as children. These toys all had their own personalities (or we gave them personalities), and each of them had a different function. However, it's the classic toys that really stick with us over the years. Who didn't have a Radio Flyer Wagon to help them attempt to run away as children? There probably isn't a single person who didn't have a Rubik's Cube to get us angry when we wanted to feel smart. 

When it comes to understanding the toys from our childhoods, we really need to take a closer look at what they did and what they meant to us. Weebles wobbled and didn't fall down. It was like a visual metaphor for how to succeed in life (given to us when we were toddlers). The rocking horse we rode as children didn't take us anywhere, but we loved the consistent motion that allowed us to pretend we were elsewhere. All of these toys had meaning and gave us joy when we were little, but if you were one of these classic toys, which one would you be? Answer these questions, and we'll tell you.

If someone tries to push you down, what do you do?
Stand my ground
Get pushed, but remember that
Get pushed, fall down, get back up
Push back

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How much attention do you need from your significant other?
I don't have a significant other.
Just a little bit
I don't really need attention.
I need attention, but I need the right kind of attention.

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From the first date, how long does it take you to fall in love?
A few hours
A few days
Within a week
About a month

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What is your mental age?
30
10
50
20

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Would you ever buy a used toy for your child?
Yes, as long as it's not cloth.
Yes, as long as it's clean.
No way!
It depends on the toy.

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How would your best friend describe you?
Resiliant
Helpful
Reliable
The coolest person in the world

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If you had the chance to run for political office, would you?
Yes, and I'd probably lose.
Yes, but I wouldn't like it.
No, that's not in my plan.
No, but I would win if I wanted to.

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Has anyone ever told you that you're a bad influence?
Yes, it happens all the time.
No, they think I'm a good person.
No, they think I'm reliable.
Only people who don't know me

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How do you generally respond when someone breaks up with you?
I just stop talking to them.
I get upset, but I move on.
I go back to work.
I cry if I really liked them.

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When you're shopping, what department are you normally in?
Children's
Hardware
Grocery
Wherever the aisles take me

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Do you consider yourself a lucky person?
No, but I do alright.
Yes, I'm lucky to have my friends and family.
I don't believe in luck.
Yes, but I never tell anyone that.

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How many hours a day to you spend on social media?
Four to six
Three
Two
Zero

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If your friends asked you to hang out, how would you respond?
Go hang out
Ask what they're going to do
Tell them I have to work
Invite them over to my house

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Do you believe in love?
Yes, but it's impossible to find someone to match me.
Yes, and I think it's important.
No, that's just in stories.
I want to, but I really don't.

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What do you do when you're bored?
Go on social media
Watch Netflix
I'm never bored.
Write in my journal

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If you had the chance to go to the Super Bowl (as a fan), would you?
No, I don't like big crowds.
Yes, that's the chance of a lifetime.
No, that doesn't sound fun.
If my team was playing

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Do your friends call you when they need help moving?
Yes, they know I'll do my best.
Yes, they know I'll definitely be there.
No, they know I'm busy.
Only my really close friends

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Would you pick up your friend at a bar at 2 a.m. if they called you?
Yes, that's important.
Yes, in a heartbeat
I'd probably miss the call.
No, they can Uber.

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When it's time for bed, how long does it take you to get ready?
Less than five seconds
About an hour
Exactly 22 minutes
I don't know, I don't pay attention.

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Which of these do you believe is the most important trait in a friend?
They listen to me.
They need me.
They understand when I have to work.
They get my sense of humor.

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Do people often think you're angry?
Yes, but only when I'm having a bad day.
No, people think I'm nice.
No, people don't really pay attention to me.
Yes, all the time, and I'm never angry.

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How far in the future do you plan for?
About two weeks
A month
10 years
Five minutes

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Would your parents say that you're responsible?
No, but I think I am.
Yes, everyone says that about me.
Yes, maybe a little too responsible.
No, but they don't really know me.

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If you saw a stranger getting mugged, what would you do?
Go help them
Call the police
Run away
I don't really leave the house.

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What is your favorite kind of attention?
Negative attention
Pure love
I don't need attention.
When people listen to what I have to say.

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What do you and your friends laugh about the most?
People who are mean
Movies
People at work
Inside jokes

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Do you like your job?
Not really, but it pays the bills.
Yes, but it can be stressful.
It doesn't matter that I like it. All that matters is that I do it.
Yes, I get to do what I want.

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Where would you go to buy a toy for your nephew?
Goodwill
A locally-owned toy shop
Walmart
Amazon

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Do you consider yourself a social person?
Yes, I'm very social.
Not really, but I like my group of friends.
I don't have time to be social.
Once people get to know me, I socialize with them.

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Which of these "toys" would you want the most?
A new phone
Camping equipment
I don't really play with toys.
Video games

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