Tell Us Your Secrets and We'll Guess Your Chinese Zodiac Sign!
About This Quiz
Don't even try to pretend that you are a human without a secret. Everyone has secrets! You might not want to go around parading them for the world to see, and we are very sensitive to your need for confidence. Nonetheless, it's good for the soul to get our secrets off our chests, and to communicate them to another person. We are here for you.
Not only are we in your corner, but we will also be able to translate your deepest, darkest secrets into the Chinese Zodiac animal you are. As much as we would like to tell you how we do it, our secret must remain safe with the oracle readers and truth sayers of the world wide web. Just know that we have the authority to harbor your secrets until the last bear stands in the woods. The things you choose to share with us will not pass our lips again. We will remain as quiet as a snake in the grass.
Which one of the 12 Chinese Zodiac animals are you really most like at heart? Trust us with all your rights and wrongs, and we'll take our best guess. Make like a monkey and quiz with curiosity!
Have you ever stolen anything?
What the dumbest thing you have done while drinking?
What do you wear to bed?
What do you do on work time that you shouldn't do?
Have you ever broken the law?
Have you ever had a crush on your best friend's significant other?
What do you really think of your boss?
Which of the following gets under your skin the most?
What animal are you most like when you're hungry?
If you found $100 on the street, what would you do?
Which award might you actually win?
Have you ever paid a server without leaving a tip?
Have you ever had inappropriate thoughts about a coworker?
Do you miss your ex at all?
What do you really think of children?
What part of your body do you secretly think is smoking hot?
How many lies do you tell a day?
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
How do you secretly feel about your neighbors?
What have you ordered online that you wouldn't want anyone to know about?
Do you secretly have money stashed away?
Do you really keep secrets when someone asks you to stay mum?
Are you good at hiding your feelings?
What are you most secretive about?
How much time do you spend online every day?
What are you most afraid of?
What would you rather like to be doing right now?
What percent evil do you think you might be?
Are you more confident or more insecure?
What would you change about your job?
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