Tell Us About Your Ex and We'll Tell You Which Dog They Are

ANIMALS

By: Kennita Leon

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Someone should amend the saying "All men are dogs," no offense guys, to "all exes are dogs" because it can surely seem that way when a relationship ends on a bad note. And forget that fact that dogs are great companions; they can sometimes get on our nerves enough for us to liken them to our exes. So here we are. At this quiz where you want to find out which big, hairy, slobbery animal is most like the person you used to date. We can tell you which one that is if you answer our questions. 

Will your answers tell us that your dog, um, we mean your ex, was as messy as a German Shepherd? Will they reveal that your ex had a problem drooling at the wrong people, similar to that of a bloodhound? Will your answers clue us into the fact that your ex was as snappy as a chihuahua? Or will your responses say that your ex just had too much energy, like a Jack Russell Terrier? 

We know you'd like to find out which dog breed your ex is most like, and there's nothing wrong with that. In fact, we'd like to encourage you to find out, so that you don't make the same mistake again. 

We're sorry to have to rehash everything, but we need to know: how did you and your ex meet?

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Who made the first move?

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How long did you guys date before making it official?

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How was your first kiss?

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How long did you guys wait to seal the deal?

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How was it?

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What was date night like?

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How often did you guys go out as a couple?

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Was there lots of chemistry?

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What was the best trip you ever took together?

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Did you ever meet their parents?

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Did their friends like you?

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How long into the relationship did you start seeing cracks?

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What was the one thing that they did that really annoyed you?

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Did you guys argue a lot towards the end?

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But how did you guys resolve your arguments?

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How often did you cry?

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Ultimately, why did the relationship end?

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But who ended it?

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Do you still have feelings for them?

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Would you get back with them if you could?

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Enough about that idiot. How did you get over this breakup?

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Who helped you the most during this process?

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Was it very difficult?

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How do you feel now?

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Have you found love again?

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What have you learned about yourself throughout this ordeal?

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What would you do differently if you could?

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What's the best thing to come out of this breakup?

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Have you learned to put yourself first?

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