Tell Us About Your Truck and We’ll Guess What Kind of Man You Are

By: Ryan Choate
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Tell Us About Your Truck and We’ll Guess What Kind of Man You Are
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About This Quiz

The history of the pick-up goes all the way back to the 1800s, and as long as there have been trucks there have been people who want to drive them. A vehicle can say a lot about a person. You might be more interested in something economical with good gas mileage and a reputation for longevity, or maybe you're someone who has a need for speed and seeks out sports cars. But guys like trucks and a truck can say a lot about what kind of man you are. Do you drive a lowered two-wheel-drive truck because you never take your rig off-road? Do you put every modification available on your truck to make it look tough? Some men like to spend half the time driving their truck through mud, and some like to keep their truck polished and detailed. 

The truck has a lot of practical uses as well. It's hard not to overlook the practicality of a truck. Sometimes you just need to haul stuff around or help your buddy move his furniture into a new house. A truck doesn't always have to have a flashy paint job or inflated tires. Some of the coolest trucks are old beat up work trucks that are reliable and help a man get in an honest day's work. So what kind of truck do you drive? Answer the questions on this quiz about your truck and we'll guess what kind of man you are.




 

Trucks are good for hauling things around. What item could currently be found in the back of your truck?
A crowbar
Goodwill donations
Cooler, tent, sleeping bag
Gym bag

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Good tires can both get you unstuck and help your gas mileage on the highway. How would you describe the tires on your truck?
Decent tread, all-season tires
Studded winter tires
All-terrain mud, snow and street tires
Oversized mud tires

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A vehicle color is a personal preference. What kind of paint job does your truck have?
Black, inside and out
Ultramarine blue with charcoal interior
Red with camo seat covers
White with black leather interior

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Not everyone is a good driver out there on the roadways. What do you do if someone cuts you off on the road?
Yell out my window
Keep driving
Nothing ... there's no traffic on back roads.
Rev my engine

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Some trucks come with just the basics. What modifications have you made to your truck?
I added a radar detector.
Stock from the lot
Bike rack, GPS and extra gas cans
Truck hitch balls

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If you are looking to tow something around like an RV, a truck is perfect for the job. What do you tow with your truck?
Flatbed trailer
A small car
A snowmobile, a canoe and an RV travel trailer
An import truck

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Trucks can be a vehicle for the job or just another family car. Where do you drive your truck the most?
Carpool lane
City streets
Dirt roads
Main street strip

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Automatic is an easy way to get people driving and not everyone learns how to drive a stick shift. Is your truck a manual or automatic?
Four-speed standard
Automatic
Manual five-speed
Automatic with overdrive

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Food trucks have become super popular on city street corners. Do you ever eat at a food truck?
I cook my own food.
Delicious fast meals!
Good road-trip food
Blasphemy to trucks

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Brand loyalty is hugely important to some people when buying a truck. Is your truck an American brand or import brand?
American all the way
"Consumer Reports" best value
Import
American, with import mods

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A nice coat of mud on the truck is like a badge of honor. How often do you wash your truck?
Never
Once a month
Couple times a year
Once a week, at least

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Trucks can come equipped with 2-wheel drive or 4-wheel drive for those that tend to get stuck in mud or snow. Is your truck a 2wd or 4wd?
I don't get stuck.
Yes, it came standard.
Of course
Yes ... I never used it though.

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There are all kinds of unique stickers you can plaster on a truck. What sticker would we find on your bumper?
"Missing your cat? Check my tires."
"Imagine Whirled Peas"
"You have reached the end of the road."
"Trump/Pence 2020"

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Leather or cloth interior?
Black leather, baby
Terrycloth
Neoprene covers over my cloth interior
Brushed leather

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Not everyone has a country dirt road out the backdoor. When was the last time you took your truck out on some dirt?
Last summer
That sounds dangerous.
This morning
Never - that would get my truck dirty.

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Twitter and Instagram are a good place to show off pictures online. What kind of pics of your truck would we find on your social media?
Me with some hotties
Odometer topping 100,000 miles
Slick rock in Moab
With mud up to the doors

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Car crushing monster trucks are a blast to watch. What is your favorite monster truck?
Grave Digger
Bigfoot
El Matador
My truck

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There are items that you just never should leave home without. What is in your truck that you never take out?
A pack of smokes
Paper map
Extra fuel and water
Comb, Altoids and a travel bottle of cologne

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With a crew cab you could take a whole slew of passengers with you. Is your truck a single cab or a crew cab?
Single cab bench seat
Single cab bucket seats
Crew cab
Single cab with canopy

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If you drive you are going to get a flat tire. Do you know how to fix a flat?
I've been fixing flats since I was seven.
Let a professional do it.
I fix them all the time.
I could figure it out.

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Your friends can be envious or embarrassed by your vehicle. How would they describe your truck?
The getaway truck
A fine, practical vehicle
The Earth Roamer
Jacked-up cold steel

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Used cars are always a gamble but a new car can give you sticker shock. Where did you buy your truck?
A friend of my cousin
The reputable dealership I found online
Craigslist
Monster Garage custom truck creations

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While not necessary for everyday use, extra lights can be useful on a truck. How many extra lights or on your truck?
I removed a couple of lights.
The standard two headlights
Four fog lights, four ultra-bright reverse lights, roll bar lights
Neon undercarriage lights

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What is the craziest thing that has ever been in the back of your truck?
The front end of a '65 Chevy Nomad
200 pounds over the payload
A grizzly bear
My couch

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Diesel can give a truck that extra torque for towing. Is your truck a gas powered or diesel powered rig?
Tough sounding diesel
Economical gas
Diesel with a veggie oil conversion
Gas is easier to work on.

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Originality and uniqueness is important to some vehicle owners. What is the most unique feature of your truck?
Not street legal
Nine years old, with 6,000 miles on it
It has been in seven different countries
"Big Guns" license plate

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Nicknames can give your vehicle a little personality. What is the nickname of your truck?
The Black Dahlia
Old Blue
Namaste
Wild Ride

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Have you ever been in trouble with the law because of your truck?
Speeding tickets
Spotless driving record
Handicap parking violation
Noise ordinance violation

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A truck is the perfect rig for making a run to the dump. What do you usually haul to the dump in your truck?
Plastic bags with suspicious contents
Yard debris
Broken ski gear
Old furniture

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Loyalty is important in friendship and jobs. It is good to be able to count on people. Would you say you are loyal to your truck brand?
Loyalty is not my thing.
No
Reliable so far
Yes

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