Should You Date That Goth?

Emily Maggrett

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About This Quiz

From time to time, we all feel the need to ponder life's essential questions, such as "Am I a good person?" and "Is there meaning to existence, or is everything a random accident?" But surely you'll agree that there's no question more important than this one: "Should you date that goth?"

In this quiz, we're serving spooky drama! We want to help you determine whether it's a good idea for you to date that goth, a bad idea for you to date that goth or if you should just date that goth for a few tempestuous nights this summer. There are no wrong answers here ... If you and that goth are meant to be, mazel tov, but if your love was meant to burn fast and then die out, that's okay too. Together, we're going to find out the truth!

So if you're on the fence about someone who spends way too much of their disposable income on boots, you've come to the right place. Tell us how you feel about Nick Cave, Anne Rice and torn fishnet stockings and we'll reveal whether Edgar Allen Poe would have written a poem about you and your potential new love interest. Ready to explore the darkest corners of your soul? Put Cradle of Filth on the stereo and let's get quizzing!

Is that goth cute?

Does that goth like you?

Are you goth?

How do you feel about Joy Division?

What's your go-to Friday outfit?

A mysterious guy in a black outfit invites you to a warehouse party. You say ... ?

How often do you think about death?

In your opinion, is Anne Rice a good writer?

How much money is too much money to spend on leather boots?

What's your favorite horror movie?

Torn fishnet stockings: chic or geek?

Would dating a "weirdo" embarrass you?

You and a friend are going out for coffee. Which coffee shop will you patronize?

Who's your favorite fashion designer?

Tim Burton movies: yeah or nah?

What's Bauhaus?

Have you ever bought a first edition?

Are you willing to hang out at Denny's at 2 a.m.?

Where do you shop?

Are you a Scorpio, or do you wish you were?

What's your moral alignment?

Your new love interest wants you to bring them flowers. What will you get them?

What does your bed look like?

You have the opportunity to see any goth band live. They can be living or dead, defunct or still active. Who do you pick?

How would you describe your last boyfriend or girlfriend?

What's your daily make-up routine like?

Have you ever written bad poetry?

If you were given a free, all-expenses paid trip to Hawaii, would you go?

Cats or dogs?

Would you rather have your heart crushed by that goth than never date them?

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