Respond to These Innuendos and We'll Guess the Last Time You Got Laid

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Brian Whitney

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About This Quiz

Sexual innuendo is one of those things you don't always know it when you hear it right away. You know, sometimes it's hard. While many people think that innuendo is totally lame, we happen to think that those who are masters of innuendo tend to get laid way more than those who aren't. You know what we mean by getting laid right? You know, playing Dungeons and Dragons, releasing the Kraken, posting a letter, making the beast with two backs. If you really think about it, you could probably come up with 69 different types of innuendos of this type.

If you see what we did there, you obviously are pretty solid when it comes to sexual innuendo. But when it comes to innuendo not everyone responds the same way. If a guy goes up to a woman in a bar and says something like, "I know I am not an item in a grocery store, but I can tell when you're checking me out," he might get lucky, he might get laughed at, he might get ignored, or he might get slapped in the face. How does your taste in innuendo tie into how often you get lucky in the bedroom? Take this quiz and find out. 

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