Respond to These Innuendos and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With

RELATIONSHIPS

By: Teresa M.

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through our heads all day. While some of you can claim virginal status, others of you have been downtown, so to speak, more times than you want anyone to know. You shouldn't feel any shame about the number of people you've partnered with for the horizontal hula, though!

During this quiz, we are going to throw a little cheeky language your way to see your response. The way you respond to our naughty questions, cheesy pickup lines and innuendos will allow our expert eyes to hone in on your antics in the bedroom. We promise to keep your answers between the two of us, but you have to respond as genuinely as you would in real life; the only way to make sure we get it right is to know you inside and out. What? Too much?

The way you handle yourself in the face of innuendo is a direct reflection of your intimate roster. If the things we ask make you blush, you might be on the lower side of the scale. If we make you laugh, well, you know. Let's see how far you've gone!



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