Answer These Random Questions and We'll Give You an Exotic Stripper Name

Kennita Leon

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About This Quiz

Strippers sometimes get a really bad rep. But we're in 2018 and these women (and men) have taken on the challenge to not only awe and impress us with their fabulous bodies and dance moves, they also need tons of strength and control to hold the pole and contort themselves. So, we're showing our appreciation for their hard work by giving you a stripper name of your very own. 

Trust us when we say it's a lot harder than it looks. Could you really grab onto a thin pipe, lift your body up, then make your legs shake, bend, twist or half of the things these beings can? And their moves are impressive for sure; it's what keeps people going back for more. And because we're paying our respects to them today, we want to tell you what your name would be, if you decided to shed your clothes and chose to go work the pole. 

All you need to do is answer some very random questions. When you're done, we'll be able to tell you whether your name would be sweet, salty or downright spicy. Are you ready to get started? 

If you had to rate your personality out of four, with four being the best, what would you give yourself?

What's your favorite season?

Which of these scares you the most?

What age do you want to live to?

What's the best thing about your face?

Are you right- or left-brained?

Which of these smells the best?

How adventurous are you?

Are you in debt?

Which of these jobs would you suck at?

What's your favorite item of clothing?

Do you own a vehicle?

How often do you work out?

Which of these drinks do you start your day with?

Which of these fictional places do you want to visit?

Which state do you feel most at home in?

Who's your best friend?

Which TV show do you always watch?

What would you want to spend your weekend doing?

What would you be famous for?

Do you ever people watch?

Which Olympic sport would you compete in?

What's the best day of the year?

Which of these is your dream travel destination?

Are you a people person?

Which pet did you want as a kid?

Which language would you love to learn?

Are you team DC or Marvel?

Are you usually on time?

What's your favorite alcoholic drink?

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