Strippers sometimes get a really bad rep. But we're in 2018 and these women (and men) have taken on the challenge to not only awe and impress us with their fabulous bodies and dance moves, they also need tons of strength and control to hold the pole and contort themselves. So, we're showing our appreciation for their hard work by giving you a stripper name of your very own.
Trust us when we say it's a lot harder than it looks. Could you really grab onto a thin pipe, lift your body up, then make your legs shake, bend, twist or half of the things these beings can? And their moves are impressive for sure; it's what keeps people going back for more. And because we're paying our respects to them today, we want to tell you what your name would be, if you decided to shed your clothes and chose to go work the pole.
All you need to do is answer some very random questions. When you're done, we'll be able to tell you whether your name would be sweet, salty or downright spicy. Are you ready to get started?