Play a Game of "Would You Rather" and We'll Guess Your Favorite NFL Team

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

There are 32 teams in the National Football League, and every single one of them has a huge contingent of fans. Some teams have a legacy dating back a century at this point, and their fandom is hard earned over generations. Other teams are newer and have had to win fans either by proving their mettle on the gridiron or, in some cases, making those strategic decisions to draw in the best players from elsewhere in the league. And of course, some teams draw in fans based entirely on geography. If you live in Chicago, you love the Bears. It's that simple. Or is it?

NFL fandom can be a fickle thing, but there are the diehard fans out there who are loyal to their team no matter what. Fairweather fans come and go, but these fans are in it for the long haul. We're willing to bet that if you're a serious fan of at least one team in the NFL, we can figure out just who it is. And the method by which we will achieve this remarkable feat? A simple game of "would you rather." Now be honest, would you rather go through your life not knowing if we can guess your favorite NFL team, or will you take the quiz?

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