1. Two birds and one stone
   An arm and a leg
2. The best of both worlds
   A piece of cake

Paying 95% interest on a mortgage is unheard of and illegal, and it's high enough to legitimately consider giving up an arm and a leg instead. Something that costs an arm and a leg is ridiculously expensive or taxing.

1. Pull yourself together.
   Break a leg.
2. Bark up the wrong tree.
   Speak of the devil.

There is only one thing to do when everything around you is unraveling, and that is to pull yourself together. You definitely don't want to break a leg or bark at anything. This phrase has been around since man first needed to pull himself together.

1. A wolf in sheep's clothing
   Crying over spilled milk
2. Being between a rock and a hard place
   Adding insult to injury

Being between a rock and a hard place means you have to choose between two awful options. It's the same as being in a dilemma or a lose-lose situation. "Would you rather" questions usually ask people whether they'd rather choose the rock or the hard place.

1. Veni, vidi, vici
   Venti, vidi, vici
2. Venny, veddy, veechy
   Venni, vetti, vecci

"Veni, vidi, vici" is one of the most popular Latin phrases in modern times and is used in pop culture all over the world. The phrase is commonly attributed to military legend Julius Caesar, who used it while writing home about one of his battles.

1. It takes two to tangle.
   Break a leg.
2. Bring home the bacon.
   It takes two to tango.

It takes two to tango, not tangle. The tango is a popular ballroom dance that you can't dance by yourself. The phrase implies that some activity – in this case, a physical fight – requires at least two people.

1. Beat around the bush
   Toe the line
2. Tow the line
   Cut to the chase

To "toe the line" is to stay within the boundaries of conformity and law. The phrase was inspired by the starting line of a footrace. To "tow the line" is an incorrect way to write the phrase and means nothing.

1. Because a picture is worth a thousand words
   Because a house divided against itself cannot stand
2. Because birds of a feather flock together
   Because actions speak louder than words

This phrase isn't usually used in flattering circumstances, and it just means that people who think and look alike tend to hang out with each other. If you ask a friend why all evil people hang out together, they may reply by saying, "Birds of a feather flock together."

1. Wet her appetite
   Wet her whistle
2. Whet her whistle
   Whet her appetite

To "whet your appetite" means to sharpen your interest, and it's commonly mixed up with "wet your appetite," which means nothing. The word "whet" is pretty outdated, but it is a verb meaning to sharpen a blade.

1. Don't judge a book by its cover.
   Close, but no cigar
2. Better late than never
   Make a long story short

"Close, but no cigar" is a phrase that technically means "close, but not close enough," or "nice try." It is unknown exactly how the phrase originated, but one theory says that it stems from carnival stalls that used to give out cigars as prizes.

1. With love
   With a plan
2. With a dream
   With a single step

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. The phrase is often attributed to Confucius but was most likely penned by Lao Tzu, another Chinese philosopher. The phrase means that the longest, most complex journeys in the world begin in the simplest ways.

1. For all intensive purposes
   By the skin of your teeth
2. For all intents and purposes
   Once in a blue moon

This is a common eggcorn that people mix up, but the correct phrase is "for all intents and purposes." An intent is a goal and a purpose is a reason – and all of these words are essentially synonyms. The phrase ultimately translates to "virtually." Today is virtually the most important day of your life.

1. Down the rabbit hole
   In the eye of the beholder
2. At the corner of Broadway and Fifth
   Between a rock and a hard place

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This phrase just means that beauty is subjective, and what one person considers ugly, another person might consider beautiful and vice versa. There is no universal definition of beauty – only what you define as beautiful.

1. Dusk
   Musk
2. Dust
   Trust

James and Mike played golf as dusk fell. If dust is falling from the sky, you should probably evacuate the area. Dusk is the darkest part of twilight. It occurs right after sunset but before nighttime officially begins.

1. A doggie-dog world
   A dog-and-cat world
2. A dog-eat-dog world
   A cat-and-bird world

A dog-eat-dog world is a very competitive atmosphere, where people will do anything and everything to succeed. It is sometimes mistakenly described as a doggie-dog world, which isn't a thing. Wall Street is a competitive industry, but it is not the only dog-eat-dog industry in the world.

1. Curve your enthusiasm.
   Knock it out of the park.
2. Curb your enthusiasm.
   Roll with the punches.

Before "Curb Your Enthusiasm" became a hit show on HBO, it was a popular phrase that pretty much meant "Calm down, it's not that exciting." If someone is really excited to do something that isn't that exciting, they may need to curb their enthusiasm before being let down.

1. Make it drink
   Ride it
2. Pat its head
   Look at it

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. This proverb has been around forever, and it means that you can give someone all the opportunity in the world, but you can't make them seize the opportunity. They need to do it on their own.

1. A dog is a man's best friend.
   Knock it out of the park.
2. Throw in the towel.
   There's no I in "team."

"Knock it out of the park" is the athlete's version of "break a leg," which simply means "good luck and do your best." The phrase stems from baseball, where players try to hit home runs, which are hits that sometimes go out of the park.

1. Tongue and cheek
   Tooth-in-cheek
2. Tooth and cheek
   Tongue-in-cheek

A sarcastic statement is a tongue-in-cheek statement, and it stems from the facial gesture of putting one's tongue in their cheek. The facial expression resembles someone who is saying a joke in a mock serious manner.

1. Last-stitch effort
   Mother Mary attempt
2. Secret guess
   Last-ditch effort

Ashley attempted to fix Jen's prom dress in a "last-ditch" effort, not a "last-stitch" effort. A last-ditch effort is a final attempt. It stems from the military, where a last ditch would be the unit's last line of defense against oncoming forces.

1. Nipped it in the bud
   Broke the ice
2. Nipped it in the butt
   Cried over spilled milk

When a plant begins to bloom, it first sprouts buds that will develop into flowers. If you nip something in the bud, you stop it in the developmental stage, before it blooms into something bigger. To nip something in the butt means something else.

1. Nerve-recking
   Nerve-wrecking
2. Nerve-racking
   Nerve-raquing

"Nerve-racking" can also be spelled "nerve-wracking," but it is never "nerve-wrecking." To "rack" means to cause pain, while to "wrack" means to cause damage. Most people don't like public speaking and would describe their first speaking experience as very stressful.

1. The thief got off scotch-free.
   The thief got off scot-free.
2. The thief got a piece of cake.
   The thief was under the weather.

Someone who isn't punished for their bad behavior is someone who gets off scot-free, not scotch-free. Several centuries ago "scot" was a word used for tax, and people who got away without paying any taxes were people who got away scot-free.

1. Take it for granted
   Cry over spilled milk
2. Bark up the wrong tree
   Take it for granite

To "take something for granted" means you're not fully appreciating its value and have become too comfortable with it. A lot of people mistake the word "granite" for "granted," but granite is a type of stone and has nothing to do with the phrase.

1. Inspired the cat
   Fed the cat
2. Killed the cat
   Taught the cat

Curiosity killed the cat. If you own a cat or have ever seen a cat, you've surely noticed its curiosity. Cats are notorious for sticking their nose in everything. The phrase means that sticking your nose into places it doesn't belong could be very dangerous.

1. A fool and his money are soon parted.
   A friend in need is a friend indeed.
2. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
   You can't judge a book by its cover.

The exact wording of this phrase has been under debate for a while, but "A friend in need is a friend indeed" usually means that the friend that helps you in your time of need is a true friend. Depending on the speaker's intent, however, this phrase can have a few different meanings.

1. Buttered side down
   Sideways
2. In dirt
   Buttered side up

Bread always falls buttered side down. This might be a scientific fact, simply because the weight of the butter is likely to pull the bread, but as a phrase it means that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, and it will go as wrong as possible. It is a rather pessimistic view of the world.

1. When it rains, it pours.
   A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
2. Curiosity killed the cat.
   Honey catches more flies than vinegar.

Benjamin Franklin was a master of social skills, and he was an avid believer in treating enemies with kindness. The phrase simply means it is better to lure your enemies with kindness than to attack them with anger. Franklin's original words were: "A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar."

1. Too many looks
   Two more to cook
2. Two in the bush
   Two off the nook

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. This is one of the most popular proverbs in English, and it means that it is better to appreciate what you have instead of risking it all for something bigger. If you don't catch the two birds in the bush, you will end up with nothing.

1. A man
   Yoga
2. A job
   Friends

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" is a humorous feminist slogan coined in the 1970s. The phrase clearly means that women don't need men in their lives because they can do anything on their own.

1. Like every day is your last
   On your best behavior
2. As the Romans do
   Like an American

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. This phrase holds true for whatever foreign country or city you're in, and it means that when visiting a country, it's best to follow the local rules and customs. Don't act like a visitor or do things the locals would find offensive.

1. Never have lived at all
   Have loved and not liked
2. Have loved and fought
   Never have loved at all

It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. The phrase is attributed to Tennyson and has a straightforward meaning. It is similar to the phrase "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened," which also means that experience trumps all.

1. Breaking the ice
   Chasing rainbows
2. Burning the candle at both ends
   Making mountains out of molehills

To "burn the candle at both ends" means to live a hectic, unsustainable lifestyle. If you party all night and work all day, you're living an unsustainable life and will burn out quickly, just like a candle burning from both ends.

1. World wind romance
   Worldwide romance
2. Whirled wind romance
   Whirlwind romance

Jessica and Jose began a whirlwind romance. "Worldwide romance" isn't a popular phrase, but it could figuratively describe people in a long-distance romance. A whirlwind romance is love that grows quickly and moves fast.

1. Kind, fun and happy
   Vibrant, healthy and alive
2. Healthy, wealthy and wise
   Energetic, rich and young

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. Benjamin Franklin coined this phrase, and it implies that a good night's sleep (going to sleep early and waking up early) is the key to a happy life.

1. Perspiration
   Determination
2. Discipline
   Motivation

Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration. The quote has credibility because it is attributed to a genius, Thomas Edison, who apparently uttered the phrase.