Which Major Asian City Should You Live In?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Major Asian City Should You Live In?
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About This Quiz

With a history dating back 5,000 years at least, and in many places more, Asia has long been a home to multiple powerful civilizations. There are two primary misconceptions about it in the West. One is that it wasn't as advanced as the West, even though a lot of inventions and discoveries were made in both locations in parallel, and there were whole centuries where the Mongol or Chinese empires were considerably more advanced than their European, African or Middle Eastern counterparts. Indeed, ever since the Mongols built the Silk Road and Marco Polo headed to the East, it has been very clear that Asia is an equal trading partner.

The other misconception is that Asian history has been broadly stable; that the Chinese empire is a continuous goliath going back millennia and that India was always one big powerhouse. Of course, this is nonsense. There have always been changes afoot, with empires and kingdoms changing their borders, rising and falling, building great armies and going to war. The course of history has never run smoothly. This means Asia's modern cities each have their own great histories to draw on, with cultural differences and all sorts of varying industries and opportunities.

For this quiz, we're talking about Far Eastern cities (we'll come back to South Asia in a future quiz). So it's time to find out where you belong at the far end of the great Silk Road!

What field is most interesting to you?
Finance
Manufacturing
Arts
Politics
How liberal-minded are you?
Average
A little
Totally
Not at all
Do you mind being told what to think?
Yes, I mind, but I'm not a baby about it.
I don't care really.
I hate that.
I love it!

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Where do you feel at home?
Conference room
Overlooking a factory floor
Dive bar
Meeting hall
What Asian language do you speak?
Mandarin
Cantonese
Korean
A bunch of them actually!
What non-Asian language do you speak?
English
Russian
Spanish
German

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Can you handle censorship?
A little
Quite a lot, yes
Absolutely not
I like it, it takes the guesswork out.
Where would you like to vacation?
Australia
Singapore
Hawaii
Mongolia
If there's a nuclear war, what would you do?
Flee
Get to my bunker.
Die quickly, I hope.
Win it.

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Which nation is your enemy?
Japan
India
North Korea
Russia
What do you think of China's "Belt and Road" policy?
It's good for the economy.
It's good for my industry in particular.
It's bad for freedom in Central Asia.
It's the best policy in the world and entirely good.
How do you like to power your home?
Wave power
Wind
Nuclear, ironically
Solar

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How do you feel about TPP?
Love it!
Need it!
Ambivalent
Glad that America was dumb enough to exit it.
What's your idea of a nice night out?
Fine dining
Go for a walk in the park
Go to a weird little black box theater to see a surprising show
See some patriotic theater
What sport do you like to play?
Cricket
I hate sports.
Soccer
Ping pong

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Be honest: How weird are you?
Not even a tiny bit
Just enough, I'd say.
I am the weirdest freak you will ever meet.
A smidge
Would you ever join the military?
Heck, no.
Only if forced
Only if my nation was in serious danger of being conquered.
I already served.
If you didn't live in Asia, where would you live?
UK
USA
Anywhere in Scandinavia
Germany

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Would you hang out mostly with expats, or go native?
Totally expat for me!
Whoever has money
I'll hang out with everyone!
Totally native for me!
For how much of the year can you bear unspeakable heat and/or humidity?
I like it all the time!
5 months
3 months
2 months
What vice can you definitely live without?
Weed
Smoking
I can't give them up, I love my vices.
Twitter

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Do you intend to become very powerful?
Financially, sure
Not powerful exactly but certainly successful
No, I have no interest in that.
Yes
How important is money to you?
It is the only thing I care about.
It's very important.
I hate money.
It's a means to an end, nothing more.
Do you like living somewhere culturally very diverse?
Yes, please.
I don't care either way.
Like it? I love it!
I prefer it, sure.

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How much history do you want to see when you step out of your door?
Not much, I'd rather see a glass tower.
I want to see history concreted over with factories.
Loads, mingled in with the modern
Loads and loads, in protected areas
Skyscrapers: friend or foe?
Friend! You cannot have too many.
Mostly friend; you do also need factories.
A little of both, honestly
Foe in the wrong area; friend in the right area
How easily can you turn a blind eye to rampant inequality?
What's that? I've never heard this word before.
Oh, I notice it, I just think it's a good thing.
Not very
I just kid myself we're all equally well off.

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Would you be comfortable having household staff?
Yes, at least three or I could starve
Just one would be so nice
I would not like that.
Well, I don't want people around my stuff in case they turn me in for something.
How important is having lots of space?
I hate space.
I don't mind either way.
I don't need a big home but I need parks and countryside nearby.
I do like a decent-sized home.
Do you love the countryside?
I hate and fear the countryside.
Nah, it's just a source of cheap labor to me.
Yes, it's pretty.
Yes, it is a healthier and more authentic place.

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