Quiz: Who Said It: Leslie Knope or Liz Lemon?
Who Said It: Leslie Knope or Liz Lemon?
By: Staff
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About This Quiz

Iconic TV characters Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope have very distinct worldviews, but they're alike on many levels: They're quirky career women and junk-food aficionados who run the show at their respective offices. Can you tell which character said it?

1.0 of 30
"You're ridiculous, and men's rights is nothing."
2.0 of 30
"Who hasn't made mistakes? I once French-kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12-year-old."
3.0 of 30
"I would never ever go to a strip club. I’ve gone on record that if I had to have a stripper’s name, it would be Equality."
4.0 of 30
"I am big enough to admit that I'm often inspired by myself."
5.0 of 30
“My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.” 
6.0 of 30
“I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.”
7.0 of 30
"I'm going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine, and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference."
8.0 of 30
"What if I get drunk and talk about Darfur too much … or not enough? What if I don't bring up Darfur?"
9.0 of 30
"We have to decide what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends and work. But work has to come third."
10.0 of 30
"I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was kind of indescribable, really. It felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn't any marijuana in it — it was just an insanely good brownie."
11.0 of 30
"One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes'! Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!" 
12.0 of 30
"You can't be gay for just one person. Unless you're a lady and you meet Ellen." 
13.0 of 30
"No matter what I do, it's like nothing can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator."
14.0 of 30
"And now I am heading home for a nooner — which is what I like to call having pancakes for lunch."
15.0 of 30
"I stand by my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things."
16.0 of 30
"You are my heroine! And by heroine I mean lady hero. I don't want to inject you and listen to jazz."
17.0 of 30
"Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love."
18.0 of 30
"I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America." 
19.0 of 30
"Guess who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried yet today? This <i>moi</i>!"
20.0 of 30
"Did you hear that? Was that the sound of a glass ceiling being shattered?"
21.0 of 30
"The thing about youth culture is, I don't understand it."
22.0 of 30
"One person's annoying is another person's inspiring and heroic."
23.0 of 30
"I believe that all anyone wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich."
24.0 of 30
"Lovers … oh, that word bums me out unless it's between meat and pizza."
25.0 of 30
"What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me."
26.0 of 30
"I don't think it's really fair for me to be put on jury duty, because I'm a hologram."
27.0 of 30
"You know my code, hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries."
28.0 of 30
"I just want to start a relationship about 12 years in, when you don't have to try anymore and you can just sit around and watch TV and go to bed without anyone trying any funny business."
29.0 of 30
"You know, fasting can actually clear your mind. In college I once went on a hunger strike to protest apartheid."
30.0 of 30
"There is an 80 percent chance that in the next election, I will tell all my friends I am voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain."
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