Quiz: I'm not even supposed to be here today: Take the Clerks quiz!
I'm not even supposed to be here today: Take the Clerks quiz!
By: Maria Trimarchi
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About This Quiz

Very loosely based on Dante Alighieri's "The Divine Comedy," Kevin Smith's cult classic "Clerks" takes Dante Hicks -- and us -- on a day trip through the nine circles of hell: Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Wrath (Anger), Heresy, Violence, Fraud and Treachery. How much do you remember about Dante's day at the convenience store?

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Where does Randal rent his videos?
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What's the name of the video store Randal clerks at?
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Which character did Kevin Smith originally plan to cast himself as?
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What time do the lights go out in the bathroom every night at the Quick Stop?
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What brand of gum does the riot-inciting gum representative work for?
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What part of Russia is Silent Bob's cousin Olaf from?
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After he's called in to work on his day off, Dante finds out his boss is where?
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What does Dante's girlfriend, Veronica, bring him for lunch?
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How old is Dante Hicks?
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Who dies while doing laps at the YMCA pool?
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According to Dante, why did "Empire Strikes Back" have a better ending than "Return of the Jedi"?
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What color is the ball used in the hockey game?
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What brand of fruit pies does the Quick Stop sell?
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Wynarski's got no more time to wait around for Randal. What's his customer number at RST Video?
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What does Wynarski accidentally leave behind at the Quick Stop?
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Who is credited as the Cat Wrangler?
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Who is Caitlin Bree's fiance, according to the announcement her mother put in the paper?
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How does Randal make his exit from the Quick Stop?
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What is Dante's destiny in the film's original ending?
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Which Richard Linklater movie does Kevin Smith credit for inspiring him to become a filmmaker?
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Who in the cast and crew worked at the convenience store where the film was shot?
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What was the original MPAA classification?
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What film school did Kevin Smith attend and drop out of before making "Clerks"?
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Who does Kevin Smith thank for leading the way?
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What candy bar is the "K" from the "Clerks" logo from?
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