How Texan Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Texan Are You?
Image: Wiki Commons by Nuggehalli2015

About This Quiz

Whether you've never been to Texas, were born and bred there, moved there at some point in your life or vacationed there, you know that there is something awfully special about it. There is an enormous amount of state pride that goes with being from Texas, and it isn't easy to be thought of as a true Texan until you've been there for a while. This is the kind of thing that can make you madder than a wet hen, but after you've been in Texas for a while, you'll know how the cow ate the cabbage.

So how Texan are you? Are you comfortable in a cowboy hat and boots? Do you know which end of a horse is which?  Do you like listening to music by Stevie Ray, Waylon, and Willie? Have you had a chicken fried steak recently, and more importantly, did you like it? Do you think football is without a doubt the coolest sport in the entire world? When was the last time you ordered some extra cream gravy? How partial to cornbread are you? Take this quiz and we'll tell Y'all just how Texan you are. No matter how you do, it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Do you think Texas is the greatest state in the country?
Of course not
No, there are quite a few better.
No, but it's close.
Of course

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How much do you like tacos for dinner?
I can't stand them.
They're OK.
They are pretty good.
I love them.

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Can you square dance with the best of them?
I wouldn't even know where to start.
No, but it sounds fun to learn.
I can a little bit.
I am an expert.

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Do you like to get cheeseburgers from Whataburger?
I have never been.
Gross. Those are nasty
Those are OK.
I love those so much.

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Do you like watching the NFL on Sundays?
I hate that, actually.
I can deal with it.
Sure, it's OK.
I love it!

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What sounds most fun to go to on a Friday night?
An art museum
A movie
A concert
A high school football game

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Do you have a warm winter jacket for when it's cold out?
Sure, I have more than one.
Yes, I do.
No, but I need one.
Of course not

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Do you look ridiculously good in a cowboy hat?
I don't know. I have never worn one.
Nope
I look pretty good
I sure do

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When was the last tornado warning you sat through?
That has never happened.
Years ago
There was one this year.
There was one this month.

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Do you like barbecue for dinner?
I don't eat meat.
It's OK.
Sure, it's good.
I love it.

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How much do you enjoy chips and guac for a snack?
I don't like guacamole.
I don't care for it much.
It's fine.
It's awesome.

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Do you know all the words to "The Yellow Rose of Texas" by heart?
I have never heard of it.
I don't know any.
I know the chorus.
I sure do.

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Do you sunburn easily if you're working outside?
I sure do.
Not if I use sunscreen
No, I don't really sunburn.
I just tan up good.

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How often have you seen snow?
Hundreds of times
Dozens of times
A few times
Never

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What temperature is "hot" to you?
70 degrees
80 degrees
90 degrees
100 degrees

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How much do you like Waylon Jennings?
Who?
I don't like him.
He is pretty cool.
He is amazing.

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Which of these is your favorite kind of music to listen to?
Rap
Punk
Rock
Country

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Fried food, carnival games and fun shows are all part of a fair. Do you like county fairs?
I don't think I have ever been to one.
Boring!
Yes, I can get into those.
I love them.

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Do you like breakfast burritos to start your morning off right?
That isn't my scene.
If there is nothing else to eat
Sure, they're good.
I love them.

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How many pairs of cowboy boots do you own?
None
One
Two
Three or more

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Are you a diehard Dallas Cowboys fan?
I can't stand them.
No, but I don't care about football.
I like them OK.
That's my team.

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Do you enjoy washing your meal down with a Dr. Pepper?
I haven't tried it.
That stuff is nasty.
Sure, it's fine.
It's my favorite.

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How fast do you drive on the highway when you have to get somewhere fast?
65 mph
70 mph
75 mph
80 mph

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Do you like sweet tea with your lunch?
I don't even know what that is.
Not really
Sure, it's good.
I love sweet tea

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How often do you say "Y'all" to people you know?
I never say that.
Sometimes I say it as a joke.
Every now and them
All the time

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Are you afraid of coming across some snakes when you're outside?
I am terrified of them.
Well, I don't like them.
Only poisonous ones
Of course, I am not afraid.

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What kind of vehicle is your daily driver?
A compact car
A regular size car
An SUV
A pick up truck

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How many dogs do you currently own?
None
One
Two
Three or more

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Do you tend to Git r done?
Umm, what?
I don't have any idea.
Sometimes
Always

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Would you ever want to visit Nashville on vacation?
No, I'm not interested.
Sure, that sounds great.
Maybe someday
Why bother? Austin is way cooler.

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