How Over Her Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How Over Her Are You?
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About This Quiz

When you're a guy, it isn't always cool to show how hurt you've been by a breakup, but heartbreak over the end of a relationship isn't just something that happens to women, it happens to guys too. When a relationship ends, it's almost like surviving some serious accident. Sometimes you're lucky, and you recover right away, and you feel normal and ready to face the day almost immediately. Other times, it really takes a long time before you feel better. Sometimes it even takes years, and you might think you will never feel the same way again. But sooner or later, one day you wake up, and everything is fine, and your relationship is just a memory, and one that you don't think of very often.

These things aren't easy, especially for a guy. Almost all of us have been through something like this before, and the crazy part of it is no matter how badly you feel, you actually will get over her sooner or later. Or maybe you already have. Take this quiz, and we'll let you know if you're over her now, if you still have a ways to go, or if you're still hopelessly into her.

How often do you look in the mirror?
All the time
Pretty often
Not that often
Only when I have to
Can two people be in love and still be bad for each other?
It happens all the time.
That can be true.
I suppose so.
No, love is always good.
Do you spend a lot of time on social media?
No, I don't care about that.
Not that much
Define "a lot"
I look at it all the time.

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How into holidays are you?
I love Christmas.
Well, I like days off.
I don't mind them.
They're awful.
Do you mind being alone?
Not at all
Not usually
Sometimes
Yes, all the time
Have you been partying a lot lately?
Not at all
Not any more than usual
Yes, I need to slow that down.
All the time

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Are your friends tired of hearing you talk about her?
No, I never talk about her.
Not anymore
I hope not.
Probably
How do you sleep?
Like a baby
Pretty well
Okay
I sleep horribly.
Do you have some bad habits you want to quit?
Yes, but I couldn't care less about quitting.
Yes, I need to work on that.
Don't we all?
I have no bad habits at all. I don't think.

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Are you romantic?
Yuck
No, but I am a good guy.
Rarely
All the time
When was the last time you were kissed?
Today
This week
This month
It has been over a month.
How often do you work out?
The same as ever
Less than ever
More than ever
I work out all the time.

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It is easy for you to concentrate at work?
No. Why?
No, I am fine.
A little
I can't concentrate at all.
Do you ever go to movies alone?
Sure
No, I don't go to many movies.
No, that is pathetic.
Are you trying to make me cry?
What size is your bed?
Twin
Double
Queen
King

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Are you friends with your exes?
No way
Maybe in the right situation
I kind of am with some.
Yes, good friends.
How often do you text?
Never. I hate texting.
Rarely
Quite a bit
I text constantly.
Have you ever written a poem?
Haha. No way.
Umm, I have to admit I thought about it.
Yes, but no one read it.
Yes, and people read it.

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Which of these animals freaks you out the most?
Skunk
Bear
Tiger
Snake
Do you still hang out with her family?
Nah, I never liked them anyway.
No, what would be the point of that?
No, but I would like to.
Yes, as much as they will let me.
Do you enjoy conflict?
No, life is too short.
I am too happy for that.
Well, "enjoy" might be a little strong but.
Yes, is there something odd with that?

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Are you high maintenance?
AHAHAHAHAHA. No.
Well, not to my knowledge.
I think I am.
Yes, for sure.
Do you talk a lot of trash about people?
No, that is a waste of time.
Well, maybe a little
Sure, if they deserve it
All the time
What is your main personal goal right now?
To work on myself
To heal so I can find love
To find love
To make a ton of money

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How long did you believe in Santa?
I never believed in Santa.
Not very long
For a long time
What are you talking about?
How many close friends do you have?
5 or more
3-4
1-2
0
How zen are you?
Totally, dude
I do my best.
I am not sure what that even means.
I am not zen at all.

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Do you spend a lot of time sleeping?
Not any more than usual
No, I don't sleep all that well lately.
Sure, a little more than usual
Yes, it is hard to get up.
How many people have you told that you love in your life?
None
1-5
6-10
More than 10
Do you believe in aliens?
No, but who knows?
I think we are the only form of intelligent life.
Yes, I am pretty sure they exist.
Yes, and I met one.

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