How Much of a Sloth Are You?

By: Steven Miller
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About This Quiz

Being a sloth is so much more than sleeping a lot and moving slower than a snail. It has a lot to do with those things, but there are other factors to consider. For example, do you eat a diet that is so devoid of nutrition that it provides almost no usable energy? Are you so uncoordinated that you should really come with a warning label for everyone's safety? How appealing does lounging on a raft out in the pool sound to you?

These questions get at the heart of whether or not you are truly sloth material. It's not easy to qualify for such distinction. Normally, it takes years of practice to master the art of binge-watching shows and limiting your physical activity to the absolute minimum. Most people feel the need to move around and take in some form of physical exercise once in a while, but perhaps you aren't like most people.

If you are the last person to get a joke, your day starts sometime after noon, and you consider watching paint dry to be an exciting activity, there's a good chance that you might just have what it takes to be considered "Totally a Sloth." Let's get headed over to the quiz.

Whenever you're ready.

Any time now.

Hello?

What time do you get up in the morning?

The speed limit is 55, how fast are you driving?

Generally speaking, are you early, on-time or late?

Do people cross their arms and tap a foot while you're telling a story?

Which pace best fits your usual walking speed?

Which activity sounds the most appealing to you?

When was the last time you binge-watched a show and didn't leave the couch for an entire weekend?

Which sport do you like to watch the most?

Which generation are you in?

Do you prefer to be in the big city or way out in the boonies?

How many hours do you usually sleep at night?

Do you need to take a nap during the day?

Have you ever worked nights?

Do you enjoy cuddling?

Which kind of music do you like the most?

How are you most likely to handle a stressful situation?

How coordinated are you?

Honestly, how gross are your "comfy clothes?"

What are your thoughts regarding eating in bed?

You're on vacation, what are you going to do?

How much fast food do you eat?

Someone tells a great joke in a large group, when are you most likely to get it?

How late do you stay up on the weekends?

When was the last time you climbed a tree?

How dangerous is it to wake you up before you're ready to get up?

What temperature do you prefer to set the thermostat at?

If you sense danger, are you more likely to fight, flee, or freeze?

Have you ever read a book in a single sitting?

Where do you watch most of your entertainment?

Do you enjoy being in water?

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