How Many Kids Will You Have?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How Many Kids Will You Have?
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About This Quiz

The first step in knowing how many limbs you'll have to sell to send your kids to college is knowing how many of them you will have! Getting to know your thoughts about family life, your future, and your personality will give us some great insight into how many children your future holds. This quiz will give you the heads up you need to start saving!

Will you have enough children to start your own daycare, or are you more than happy to be the doting aunt or uncle? No matter what your feelings about your parenthood potential, we don't get to plan everything in life. Sometimes, life has other plans for us! One day you're sipping margaritas in the middle of the afternoon, and the next you're telling You Jr. to stop eating the dog's snacks. You might not see yourself as the parent type, but the universe might have something else in mind for you. Let's find out how many surprises are in store for you!

Throughout this quiz, we hope to get to know your naturing side and your nurturing side. Once we feel we know you well enough to be your own mother, we'll tell you how many whippersnappers you'll find yourself having. Ready? 

What kind of advice would your friends say you give?
Straightforward
Caring
Hilarious
Truthful
How do you feel about changing diapers?
I've changed many of them.
I don't think anyone likes it.
I can do without it.
I feel like I'll have a nanny someday.
What is your favorite thing to do on the weekends?
I like to go hiking.
I like to clean my house.
I like to hang out with friends.
I like to binge watch a new series.

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Do you think you are ruled more by nature or nurture?
I think I'm ruled by both.
I think I'm more ruled by nature.
I haven't really thought about it.
I'm ruled more my nurture.
What aspect of your life would you most like to improve?
Finances
Career
Relationships
Education
How important is getting alone time to you?
I love being surrounded by others.
I definitely need alone time sometimes.
I need a lot of alone time.
Alone time doesn't exist in my world.

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Do you have any pets?
I have a few.
I've been thinking about getting a pet.
I don't have any pets.
I have one.
What kind of car do you drive?
Truck/Van
Sedan
Economy car
SUV
Where would your dream house be located?
Suburbs
Small town
Countryside
Mid-city

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What would you be found doing at a children's birthday party?
I would be slicing cake.
I would be dressed up like a clown.
I would be getting the dance floor hopping.
I would be supervising the swimming pool.
How would you rate your culinary skills?
I'm a great home chef.
I'm not bad in the kitchen.
I'm great at ordering takeout.
I should have been a chef.
What would you give to a teething baby?
A frozen toy
Orajel
Medicine
A wet washcloth

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If you were sitting next to a screaming baby on a plane, what would you do?
I would try to entertain the baby.
I would give the baby snacks.
I would ask to be moved.
I would assure the parent that I don't mind.
Which word would you use to describe your parents?
Traditional
Wacky
Smart
Dedicated
Do you think you are a good leader?
I'm an excellent leader.
It depends on the situation.
I work better alone.
I can be a leader or a good team player.

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Which job would you like to try for a month?
Teacher
Nurse
Travel writer
Real estate agent
What's your current relationship status?
Hitched
Involved
Hopeful
Confusing
Do you think you are a good role model for younger people?
I'm an excellent role model.
I have my moments.
I like to think so.
No one is perfect, but I'm a decent role model.

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What is your favorite outdoor activity?
Camping
Sunbathing
Swimming
Sports
Would you ever volunteer to coach a kids' sports team?
I have!
That sounds like fun.
Sports are not my thing.
I would consider it.
Are you good a multi-tasking?
I'm the queen/king of multi-tasking.
It depends on the tasks.
I prefer to focus on one thing at a time.
I usually have no choice.

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Do you go to a lot of adult parties?
I don't go to many parties.
I attend a few parties a year.
I go to a lot of parties.
It's been a long time since I've been to an adults only party.
How do you save money?
I clip a lot of coupons.
I try not to eat out a lot.
I always shop the clearance sales.
I put a little at a time in savings.
What scares you the most about children?
Children don't scare me.
Tantrums scare me.
Smelly diapers scare me.
Everything about children is scary.

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Which cartoon would you share with a child?
"Rainbow Brite"
"The Smurfs"
"The Simpsons"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
How would you entertain a child for an afternoon?
It depends on the child's age.
I would take them to work with me.
I would give them a video game.
I would take them out for food and a movie.
Do you think you have good parental instincts?
I'm certain that I do.
I think I have decent instincts.
I have no idea.
I think they are as good as anyone else's instincts.

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Can you keep houseplants alive?
I have many houseplants.
I'm good with succulents.
I do not have a green thumb.
I would love to try indoor gardening.
Would you rather have a boy or a girl?
I would like to have both.
I want one of each.
I'm fine with either.
It doesn't matter what I would like to have.
Are you a light sleeper?
I am a light sleeper.
I sleep like a rock.
I am a total insomniac.
It depends how tired I am.

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