How Long Would You Survive in the Wild Wild West?

Brian Whitney

About This Quiz

When you think about what it would be like to live in the Wild Wild West, it might sound like it could be something you could do, maybe even something that would be fun. I mean, we all know you look really cool in a cowboy hat, and perhaps you could even grow a super cool mustache.

You like horses, or at least you think that you do, and you're pretty sure you could ride one just fine. You think that chilling out in an old-time saloon might be kind of cool, and you're pretty sure you could fight off the bad guys if they came for you, and as far as Indians goes, you're pretty sure you would get along with them just fine.

So the whole thing would probably be a piece of cake for you, right? Well, you wouldn't be able to use your phone, because you know, there wouldn't be any phones, things might be a little rough when it came to soft beds or getting good gel for your hair which you are going to need because that cowboy hat is totally going to mess it up, and did we mention how dusty it would be? How would you do in the Wild, Wild West? Take this quiz and find out.

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