Can We Guess If You're Secretly an Angel or a Demon?

Zoe Samuel

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About This Quiz

It is understandable that you would not want to stalk the Earth in your true form as an otherworldly spiritual emanation of either good or evil. If you did that, with your tail, wings, many eyes, blinding halo or bale of hellfire, you would freak people out, and those who disagree with your raison d'etre would come after you with torches and pitchforks, like in the old movies.

What did you do? It's difficult to tell the specifics. Perhaps you took the visage of some poor mortal who took a bad step and fell in front of a train, or you invented a persona out of whole cloth, fabricating a life, relatives, friends, a job, et cetera, all in service of infiltrating humanity for whatever reasons you have.

We don't want to get in the way of your mission, good or evil. Frankly, with your divine or infernal powers, we are no match for you. We would, however, like to know whom you represent. Are you an angel? Are you a devil? Or are you something ... in between?

You may think us mere mortals no threat to your illusion, but we can pierce it. All we need is for you to answer a few short questions and we will know if you are secretly an angel or a devil!

Who do you root for at a baseball game?

How do you take your steak?

Who makes the best German luxury cars?

What is the appropriate attire for a wedding, for men?

Which of the following is the most egregious abuse of the English language?

How quickly do you get the new iPhone when it comes out?

How fashionable are you?

What form does your acne take?

How do you parallel park?

What is the first thing you do when you get on a crowded train with a backpack?

How quickly do you pounce on heated arguments on someone else's Facebook page?

Does your car have vanity plates?

What do you do when someone in front of you on a flight of stairs stops to send a text, or get a phone call?

If you accidentally shoved someone while in a rush, what would you do?

Are you secure enough to take a joke about yourself?

Do you get your laptop out of your bag while waiting to get to the head of the airport security line?

What percentage of your social media posts is support for others?

When you drive on a highway, under what circumstances do you drive in the left lane?

What percentage of your social media posts is bragging?

Would you sacrifice your life to save a child?

How often do you walk past a homeless person without blinking?

All things being equal, how often do you take the side of the powerful person in a conflict?

Do you look down on others who don't share your views?

How quickly do you pile on when your peers gang up on someone?

How much of your income do you donate to worthy charities?

How many enemies do you have?

Which "Game of Thrones" character is your favorite?

Which of these bands would you choose to write the soundtrack of your life?

How would you handle coming in to work one day only to find out you were fired and no one thought to tell you?

What was the best Star Wars film?

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