Bill Gates and Steve Jobs: self-made geeks who got very rich and just a wee bit drunk with power. Hey, we're not saying it's wrong. If we were the lords of the technology universe, maybe we'd say these things, too. Can you guess who said what?
You're wondering why Mother Teresa wasn't an option, right? Nope, it's Jobs.
Gates. It makes sense since he was the richest man in the world for 13 consecutive years.
We consider ourselves \"dinged,\" Steve.
This is Steve Wozniak, Jobs' former partner in crime. We've all been there, Woz.
This is JFK. It does sound a bit subdued for the other two.
Jobs was 29 when he said this to Playboy in 1985.
So true, Bill.
Could have easily slipped from the mouth of Gates or Jobs, but it's Dave Barry.
While this quote does come from an interview attributed to Bill Gates, the interview was, in fact, a spoof.
Jobs, talking about his rival. Yeah, thinking about Bill Gates saying this makes us giggle, too.