Do You Know What These Old-School Curse Words Mean?

By: Isadora Teich
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Do You Know What These Old-School Curse Words Mean?
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About This Quiz

Do you think that you have what it takes to read someone the riot act old school style? Language constantly changes over time, from the most proper of phrases to the most vulgar slang. Curse words are no different. While some of these words have fallen so far out of style that they just sound funny to us now, many of them would have earned you a mouth full of soap or gotten a fight started in days past. Some of these were absolutely scathing insults back in the day.   

The English language has gone through many incarnations and changes and traveled the whole world, making it a unique mishmash of words and phrases with all sorts of interesting stories behind them. Whether its insults, exclamations of displeasure, or just dirty words, there is a lot more to old-school swears than many people think. Some of them are just plain hilarious by modern standards, while others may not have been in common use for a century or more.

If you are a language lover with a sense of humor, then see if you can make sense of these historic swear words and escape scobberlotchery with this quiz! 


"Dad-sizzle!" means:
Yikes!
You idiot!
Goddamn it!
Hell no!
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Back in the day blaspheming, or using God's name disrespectfully, was a huge deal. This is why people would say "dad-sizzle" instead of "goddamn it."

"Edge it" means:
go die
shut up
get out
to hell with it
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This is old Australian slang. They would have said it to people they wanted to shut up.

If you call someone a "Zounderkite," what are you calling them?
ugly
annoying
godless
stupid
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This word was used mostly in Victorian times. It means idiot.

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What does a "gnashgab" do?
hurt people
cheat
lie
complain
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This Northern English slang word was mostly used in the 18th century. It is used to refer to someone who does nothing but complain.

What is a "bedswerver"?
a virgin
a cheater
an idiot
someone annoying
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"Bedswerver" is an old British slang term. Invented by Shakespeare, it refers to cheaters.

"Gadzooks!" is an:
insult
contraction
exclamation
anagram
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This old curse would have been used a lot like "damn!" is today. It's a variant of the phrase "Gods hooks."

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Someone who is an "Arfarfan’arf" is a:
fool
drunkard
waste of time
conceited person
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This term dates back to Victorian times. Victorians used it to refer to drunkards.

"Dot and go one" is:
an exclamation
a general curse word
blasphemy
an insult
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This term was originally used to insult pirates. By the 19th century, it was used to refer to anyone who was not doing a good job.

"Gadsbudlikins!" is:
an exclamation
an insult
a term mocking royalty
something dirty
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This is an odd one. It comes from the phrase "God's body."

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"Zooterkins!" was used to express:
surprise
hatred
boredom
religious fervor
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This is a 17th century version of "zounds!" It was used to express surprise or indignation.

"Thunderation!" is an:
expression of hatred
exclamation
insult
off color slang word
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This is a variation of the classic exclamation "What in tarnation!" Both of these were popular in the U.S. during the 1930s.

What is a "fopdoodle"?
hack
liar
bad spouse
idiot
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A fopdoodle is an old school term for a total idiot. Old world insults are often extravagant.

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What is a "fustilarian"?
a false prophet
a time waster
a loser
a dumb person
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Shakespeare invented many English words, some of which have stood the test of time better than others. His word "fustilarian" means a time-waster.

If someone is a "scobberlotcher" they don't:
bathe
swim
spend money
work hard
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Scobberlotcher is a very outdated word. It describes the kind of person who never works hard at anything.

If someone is a "smellfungus," they are:
a killjoy
unmarried
dirty
bad with their money
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This word was invented by Laurence Stern to refer to a man he met who traveled to wonderful places and complained about all of them. While it originally referred to whiny travelers, it came to be used to apply to all kinds of buzzkills.

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A "rakefire" is a person who:
has a bad temper
overstays their welcome
is always late
is mean
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This old term refers to guests who overstay their welcome. It comes from a host staying up late to keep the fire going even if all they really want is to go to bed.

"Bejabbers!" is a:
curse
exclamation
slur
signal
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This word comes from Ireland. It was a church-friendly stand in for the exclamation "By Jesus!"

A "muckspout" does what too much?
eat
burp
swear
lie
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A muckspout was a person who swore too much. The spout is their mouth and the swears are the muck.

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"Consarn it!" is closest in meaning to:
Screw you!
Damn it!
Oops!
What in tarnation!
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"Consarn it!" sounds cute by today's standards. However, back in the day it was a replacement for "Damn it!"

"Sard" is:
a curse word
an insult
both
neither
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This word was used in medieval England. It was their equivalent of the F-word.

"Smatchet" is:
an insult
a curse
a dirty word
none of the above
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This is an old insult. It means "person of great contempt."

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"Buffle-head" was used to express:
disgust
despair
frustration
pleasure
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This swear was used in the 19th century. It is one of frustration.

Was "Jiminy Cricket" originally a swear?
yes
no
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Despite now being associated with a Disney character, this phrase actually has offensive origins. It was a replacement for using "Jesus Christ" as a swear.

"Coflumpux" is closest in meaning to:
Screw you!
You idiot!
I can't even!
Oh no!
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This creative composite swear word implied that you were about to collapse. Essentially it means that the speaker is so overcome with emotion that they are about to fall over.

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Someone would say "waesucks" when things are:
bad
dangerous
happy
calm
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This is used to lament over a bad situation. It comes from an Old Scottish saying which roughly means "for woe's sakes."

"Cloak twitcher" would have been yelled in:
terror
surprise
mourning
joy
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In the early 19th century, this became an exclamation of surprise. During this era, having your cloak stollen off your back in the night was actually a concern.

If you call something or someone a "mullock" what are you calling it?
dumb
useless
trash
ugly
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This is the old English version of rubbish. Apparently people have been calling things trash for centuries.

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What would be called a "bespawler"?
a person
a situation
a bad pet
the weather
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To bespawl means to spit or dribble. This insult referred to someone who spit or dribbled when they spoke.

If someone is a "cumberworld" they are:
mean
useless
old
poor
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This word was used interchangeably with cumberground. It referred to a useless person who just took up space.

A "dalcop" is a _________ person.
gross
stupid
dishonest
cruel
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Cop is an old word for the head. Dalcop literally means "dull head" in old English.

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Who was called "driggle-draggle"?
men
women
children
servants
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This is an old English insult. It was leveled at women considered untidy.

Someone who is a "gobermouch" is:
lost
nosy
creepy
cheap
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This is an old Irish word. It refers to a nosy, prying person who does not mind their own business.

A "loiter-sack" is a:
slacker
cheater
thief
blasphemer
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This was a popular 17th century term. It referred to slackers and time-wasters.

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Someone who is "doing quisby" is doing:
something illegal
nothing
something gross
something weird
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The Victorians valued hard work. Doing quisby meant to be lazing around instead of attending to your responsibilities.

A "yaldson" is the son of a:
king
criminal
prostitute
foreigner
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This is a 15th century English insult. It literally means "son of a prostitute."

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