1. Don't quit your job.
   You better not lie.
2. You shouldn't sell animals.
   Don't be rude to me.

"Don't sell me a dog" is another way of telling someone not to lie to your face. For example, "Don't sell me a dog Jim, I know what you're up to."

1. An ice rink
   Someone who had a bald head
2. A pair of roller skates
   Someone who talks too much

A "fly rink" referred to someone who had a bald head. For example, "You can tell Andrew is getting older. That guy's got a fly rink now."

1. Win the race
   Forfeit the race
2. Do your best with the race
   Wear a different uniform for the race

"Take the egg" refers to winning something. Another example would be, "John took the egg in the spelling bee."

1. Get your life together.
   Clean up your mess.
2. Shut your mouth.
   Shut the door.

A "sauce box" referred to someone's mouth. So if I say "Shut your sauce box," it actually translates to "shut your mouth."

1. Being lazy
   Being stubborn
2. Remaining calm
   Acting wild

To act crazy or wild means to be "off your chump." For instance, "Dan has been off his chump lately since he got into drinking."

1. Ill
   Confused
2. Tipsy
   Intelligent

A tipsy person used to be called a "leanaway." For instance, "I can tell Stacy is being a leanaway since she's had two drinks already."

1. Be striped
   Be canned up
2. Be off your kadoova
   Focus your audio

If I want you to listen to me, I might tell you to "focus your audio." For instance, "Focus your audio Tim, these instructions are important."

1. French toast
   Pancakes
2. Toast with eggs on it
   Omelet

In this context, "chicks" means eggs and "raft" means toast. Hence, chicks on a raft, means toast with eggs on it.

1. Bloodhound in the hay
   A pair of drawers
2. Dog soup
   Blobber

Believe it or not, back in the day, water was referred to as "dog soup." For instance, "Can I have a burger and some dog soup on the side?"

1. A bad tipper
   Someone who is lazy
2. Someone who overeats
   Someone who is a great cook

Someone who was a bad tipper was referred to as a "George Eddy." For example, "Don't serve that guy at table 32, he's always such a George Eddy."

1. Frog sticks
   City juice
2. Cabbage hat
   Pigeon

Though "frog sticks" were not made of frogs, they were referred to as french fries. For instance, "Can I have a small order of frog sticks?"

1. Red onion
   Happy returns
2. Cabbage hat
   Claws sharp

"Claws sharp" meant that someone was well-rounded and intelligent. For example, "That new kid is pretty claws sharp."

1. There's barely any sunlight.
   There is hail outside.
2. It's very cold.
   It's snowing.

As the phrase implies, "colder than the hinges of hell" means that it's very cold in temperature. You could also say, "This ice cream is colder than the hinges of hell."

1. Someone was injured or killed due to heatstroke.
   Someone was injured or killed due to cancer.
2. Someone was injured or killed due to natural causes.
   Someone was injured or killed by a bear.

If someone says "The bear got him," they mean that someone was injured or killed due to heatstroke. For example, "Grandpa passed away because the bear got him."

1. Owled
   In the ketchup
2. Like a happy cabbage
   A door-knocker

If someone is striped or owled, it means that they are drunk. For example, "I wouldn't go near Matt, he's pretty owled right now."

1. The weather is too humid.
   It's hot outside.
2. There's too much sunlight.
   It's freezing cold.

Hot weather was described as "Hotter than dutch love in harvest." For example, "Tomorrow is supposed to be hotter than dutch love in harvest."

1. To carry bags on your shoulder or back
   To be lazy
2. To be happy
   To throw something overboard

If you're carrying bags on your shoulder or back, this is known as "humping the swag." For example, "Jim's falling behind because he's humping a lot of swag."

1. Viper
   Happy returns
2. Blobber
   Adam's ale

"Happy returns" is what you would vomit up if you were too sick or drunk. For instance, "I wouldn't look in that trash can if I were you. Steve puked up a lot of happy returns."

1. The name of a car
   A dive bar
2. A type of Spanish food recipe
   A type of beer

A "red onion" referred to a dive bar (which is a place for drinking). For instance, "After work, let's hit up that new red onion in town."

1. Someone is spreading rumors.
   Someone is financially broke.
2. Someone is wealthy.
   Someone has a lot of tech gadgets.

If someone is bankrupt, or really broke, this is known as being "in the ketchup." For instance, "Tom should never have started that company. Now he's in the ketchup big time."

1. Medium well
   Medium
2. Well done
   Rare

A rare steak refers to the phrase "on the hoof." Another example would be, "This burger is on the hoof, I want it cooked a little longer."

1. A pair of drawers
   Bloodhound in the hay
2. Being on a left-handed honeymoon
   City juice

If you were considered to be a cheater, you were "being on a left-handed honeymoon." For instance, "I broke up with Andrew because he's been on a left-handed honeymoon with Sarah."

1. Cigarettes
   Jeans
2. Beer
   Socks

"Due backs" were another way of saying cigarettes. For instance, "I need to stop at the store to buy some due backs."

1. Elegant
   Boring
2. Interesting
   Well-mannered

Someone who is boring or dull was called a "cube" back in the day. Nowadays, these types of people are known as "squares."

1. My friend is smart.
   My friend is unique.
2. My friend is crazy.
   My friend is attractive.

If someone is nuts, crazy or wild, they are known as "kookie." Another example would be, "I hate my English teacher, she always acts so kookie!"

1. The new kid looks unattractive.
   The new kid has weird glasses.
2. The new kid is a loser.
   The new kid is smart.

Someone who is a reject or loser was once known as a "fream." Another example would be, "After I dropped out of school, I became such a fream."

1. Bacon sizzling in a pan
   Car horn
2. Nails on a chalkboard
   Music

Back in the day, music was referred to as "far out sounds." For example, "I've got a CD of far out rock sounds that you might like!"

1. Shoe
   Hairstyle
2. Recipe
   Beauty product

A "duck butt" was actually a type of hairstyle that involved spiked hair on the back of the head. For example, "Eww look at that new duck butt on Steve."

1. Fat City
   City juice
2. Dog soup
   Due backs

"Fat City" was not an actual name of a city, but used as a feeling of happiness and relaxation. For example, "I just got a new job and I feel like I'm in Fat City!"

1. Water
   Beer
2. Juice
   Soda

"Adam's ale" referred simply to water. For instance, "I'm so thirsty, do you have any Adam's ale?"

1. "I want some frog sticks"
   "I want a cup that's off the hoof"
2. "I want city juice"
   "I want a pair of drawers"

In this context, "drawers" actually refers to coffee. So, if I want a pair of drawers, it means that I want two cups of coffee.

1. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
   Grilled cheese
2. Ham and eggs
   Steak and eggs

In this context, "cluck" means ham and "grunt" means eggs. Therefore, a cluck and grunt refers to ham and eggs. For instance, "Can I order the cluck and grunt special?"

1. I have to cut my hair.
   I have to start wearing glasses.
2. I have to start wearing sunscreen.
   I have to start wearing long-sleeve shirts.

The correct answer is glasses. Back in the day, binoculars was a nickname for glasses. For instance, "My binoculars broke so I have to get new ones."

1. Calm
   Drunk
2. Sleepy
   Nice

To be "swacked" is to be "drunk" in a situation. For example, "I've been swacked all week from the non-stop partying."

1. That guy is very attractive.
   That guy is so ugly.
2. That guy is not very sharp.
   That guy is new in our school.

When a male is very attractive in physical appearance, they are often called a "flutter bum." For instance, "I'm so lucky to be dating Tom, he's such a flutter bum."