From "conscious uncoupling" to trashing your ex, test your IQ on the crazy things celebrities have said about each other during breakups.
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz
You cannot lie to your vagina.
Marquis de Sade
Trying to poison him
Use a computer with slow Internet
Arms and legs
Slept with the nanny
Sophia Bush on Chad Michael Murray
Laura Dern on Billy Bob Thornton
"You and me, Toots — we’re like 'Love in the Time of Cholera.'"
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
Billy Bob Thornton
New sponges; wring them out for a lasting relationship.
Both of these and, "It's just young people."
Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert