Choose Your Favorite Disney Characters and We'll Give You An American State To Move To!

Zoe Samuel

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Disney characters tend to go through an awful lot. They face down shape-sifting sorcerer-genie-sultans. They are terrorized by enormous dragons. They go to sleep for a hundred years and wake up to a world that mysteriously hasn't changed at all. They constantly face the threat that remarkably well-qualified singing mice and squirrels may take their jobs and do them for (literally) a song. 

Angry gods, vengeful queens, and domineering fathers abound in their lives. Indeed, those of them who are female must live in perpetual fear that childbirth will be the end of them, given the terrifying prevalence of orphans or children whose mothers are simply gone from this world without an explanation or ever a comment on what they were really like. They have waists that are often the same size as their own heads! Yep, Disney characters have it rough.

One place they do have a huge advantage over us, though - other than the fact that they can get in really quite violent situations and emerge with barely a scratch - is that they live in totally awesome places. They enjoy weather and scenery that would heal the most damaged soul. 

Indeed, as studies show, your surroundings really do affect your physical and mental health, and that's why Disney characters are so resilient - and also why we should probably use their surroundings to inspire us in finding the most suitable homes for ourselves. 

So let's find out about your favorite characters, and we'll figure out where you belong in the real world!

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