1. Twinkies
   Ding Dongs
2. Suzy Q's
   Oatmeal Cream Pies

The common myth is that a Twinkie will never expire. However, they really only last a few years ... which is quite a long time, when you consider that they're just little cream-filled cakes.

1. Cherry Pies
   Ding Dongs
2. MoonPies
   Cupcakes

We all know that Hostess is the king of sweet junk food, but these beauties take it to the top. They're cream-filled cakes covered in a substance that's generally described as chocolate.

1. Ruffles
   Pringles
2. Cheetos
   Doritos

In 1966, Frito-Lay created Doritos tortilla chips. They were basically tortilla chips coated in flavored sodium dust. Ultimately, Doritos grew in popularity and flavor over the years, and now, you can get taco shells in Doritos flavors.

1. Krispy Kreme
   Dunkin'
2. Hostess
   Little Debbie

Krispy Kreme donuts are simple glazed donuts. While different Krispy Kreme stores have a variety of flavors, these regular glazed donuts are the champion of the company. The glaze flakes off of them, and they melt in your mouth.

1. Reese's Pieces
   M&Ms
2. Skittles
   Gum drops

M&Ms candies were marketed as chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your hand. They failed to mention that the candy coating melts in your hand on a hot summer day, but that probably wouldn't have been a great marketing technique.

1. Eggos
   Toaster Scrambles
2. Toaster Strudels
   Pop-Tarts

Pop-Tarts are pretty much a stiff biscuit glazed with sugar and filled with ... sugar. White they're marketed as a part of a complete breakfast, many people eat them as snacks and consider them junk food.

1. PayDay
   5th Avenue
2. 3 Musketeers
   Caramello

A 3 Musketeers bar only has 262 calories, and even though it boasts that it's a light candy bar, it actually surpasses the calorie count of a Snickers bar. (Although the 3 Musketeers Mint bar is pretty delicious!)

1. Zingers
   Donettes
2. Orange Cupcakes
   Lemon Pies

People usually only buy the orange-flavored Hostess cupcakes because they think that they're the yellow cake ones. That first bite of orange when you expect vanilla is pretty surprising ... in a bad way.

1. Snoballs
   Twinkies
2. Zingers
   Pumpkin Pasties

There is something so wrong about a Snoball that makes it so right. When you bite into a Snowball, you get about four different textures in your mouth at one time. Try taking a bite of one and immediately chase it with a fizzy drink of your choice. You're welcome.

1. Bagel Bites
   Pizza Bites
2. Breakfast Bites
   Breakfast Pizza

Okay, these were pretty gross, but they did their job and became an after school snack for a lot of kids in the '90s. The dough was too chewy and the sauce was subpar, but Bagel Bites are still around today for some reason.

1. Pizza Bite
   Hot Pocket
2. Pizza Roll
   Bagel Bite

What happens when you make a pizza puff out of a wonton wrapper? Totino's Pizza Rolls is what. These delicious delicacies were the cause of most children's mouth burns in the '90s and '00s. (Who really waits those two minutes before serving, anyway?)

1. Oreo
   Chips Ahoy!
2. Grasshopper
   Chubba Bubba

Oreo cookies are probably the most interesting cookies out there. They are terrible for you, but they're vegan. They're high in calories and not terribly pleasant to eat, unless you have milk. If you have milk, they're the best cookies in the world.

1. Fritos
   Happy O's
2. Pringles
   Funyuns

Everyone has been disappointed when opening a bag of Funyuns to find it filled with more air than snack. Funyuns are one of the most delicate snacks on the market, and one of the most expensive (by weight).

1. Sour Patch Kids
   Mike and Ike
2. Good & Plenty
   Jujube

Mike and Ike was a great candy to bring to the movies. They were small enough to sneak in, but the box did make a lot of noise as you walked into the theater. These perfect fruity snacks have been around since 1940.

1. Snickers
   Mounds
2. Almond Joy
   Baby Ruth

Almond Joy candy bars were always marketed with Mounds candy bars. Sometimes you may feel like a nut, and you'll get an almond. If you don't feel like a nut, you just get a mound of coconut.

1. Mozzarella Cheese
   Cheez Whiz
2. Easy Cheese
   Velveeta

We all kind of know that Easy Cheese isn't really cheese, but the salty make-believe spread gives us so much joy. Maybe that's because we can make little designs on our crackers with it.

1. Goldfish crackers
   Ritz Crackers
2. Peanut butter crackers
   Skippies

Someone decided to put a face on Goldfish crackers, and life hasn't been the same since. However, they're marketed as a healthy snack, because they're baked and not fried. While this does help keep them healthier than other snacks, they still aren't great for you.

1. Whopper
   Baconator
2. Big Mac
   Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger

While many people can sing the Big Mac song, we won't try to get it stuck in your head. If you're singing it now, we apologize. This burger has been around for decades, and it's still a fan favorite.

1. Funyuns
   Pringles
2. Doritos
   Ruffles

Pringles used to market themselves as a chip that didn't have a lot of grease. Most people just bought them for their cool containers.

1. M&Ms
   Skittles
2. Popables
   Reese's Pieces

Everyone knows the famous story of M&Ms turning down a spot in the alien movie, but few realize that "E.T. the Extraterrestrial" really brought Reese's Pieces back from the dead.

1. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
   Chex Mix
2. Gardettos
   Rice Krispie Treats

Everyone can think of their mother's recipe for Chex Mix, but once the company began selling it in a bag, we realized that we didn't have to buy every single ingredient ... and we could make our new junk food mobile.

1. Unhealthy Sticks
   Beddar with Cheddar
2. Hot dogs
   Frankens

There's nothing in the world that sounds more processed than a sausage stuffed with cheddar cheese chunks. While this is an excellent addition to your barbecue get-together, it's not a food that's very good for you.

1. Pillsbury Crescent Rolls
   Honey Buns
2. Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls
   Donut Sticks

If you look up recipes online, you can actually find ways to make Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls even worse for you. Add some fried bananas and maple syrup! Add some apples and sugar! It all goes to the same place: your hips.

1. Handi-Snacks
   Dunkaroos
2. Pop-Tarts
   MoonPies

What better way to pack a kid's lunch than to give them a tablespoon of confetti frosting and some cookies to dip it in? It was probably the best way to get kids to eat their cookies and milk (as if that was difficult in the first place).

1. Pizza Rolls
   Bagel Bites
2. Honey Hams
   Hot Pockets

Talk about getting your mouth burned. Hot Pockets come with their own little oven sleeve that makes them extra hot and crispy. Be sure to wait your two minutes before you eat them, or you won't taste anything for a week.

1. Popcorners
   Doritos
2. Tostitos
   Funyuns

PopCORNers ... get it? These great little snacks are an excellent way to get your fill of popcorn without having to deal with the kernels. They might seem good for you, but they're loaded with sodium.

1. Cinnabons
   Bundties
2. Oreo O's
   Cookie Crisp

When you want to make your cookie seem more healthy, just turn it into a cereal. This sugar-filled cereal is only a part of a complete breakfast that includes a glass of milk, a glass of orange juice, a fried egg and a multivitamin.

1. Snackwell's
   Oreo
2. Chips Ahoy!
   M&Ms Cookies

It may have marketed itself as low-fat, but we can all face the facts: This cookie was chocolate cake, dipped in marshmallow fluff and then dipped in something that people wanted to call chocolate. They didn't taste horrible, but you were better off with the real thing.

1. Lipton Noodles
   Rice-A-Roni
2. Ramen
   Instant mashed potatoes

Rice-A-Roni was a signature side on Midwestern plates in the 1990s. This simple side dish gave people the opportunity to have noodles and rice on the same plate, because that was good for you (think "food pyramid" for this one, guys).

1. Velveeta Shells & Cheese
   Hooper's Classic Mac
2. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese
   Rice-A-Roni

Everyone can recognize Kraft Macaroni & Cheese by it's signature impossibly yellow color. This color is purposefully put into the cheese mixture, because all children believe that mac and cheese should be that kind of yellow.

1. Nissin Cup Noodles
   Ramen
2. Easy Mac
   Hot Cup

Nissin Cup Noodles boast a record-breaking 1,060mg of sodium per cup. Who needs low blood pressure anyway? This junk food is a favorite for people with busy schedules ... and people who appreciate the taste of Styrofoam.

1. Canned salmon
   Canned crab
2. Canned tuna
   Canned chicken

No matter what kind of canned tuna you buy, it's overcooked. This is because in the canning process, the can must be heated to create the seal. That's why tuna in a can looks nothing like the tuna in your sushi.

1. Oven Stuff
   Stuffed Up
2. Top Stuffing
   Stove Top

Every box of Stove Top stuffing contains (quite literally) croutons and seasoning. If you really want to save yourself some money, simply buy a box of croutons and a bouillon cube. You'd be golden.

1. Ruffles
   Pringles
2. Tostitos
   Doritos

Who doesn't remember the commercial with the little cartoon guy who kept rolling his Rs and saying "Ruffles have ridges" before taking a bite? The ridges were meant to make the chip stronger and hold more dip.

1. Southwestern Egg Rolls
   Mozzarella Sticks
2. Potato Skins
   Ruffles

Who doesn't want a thick-cut potato chip that tastes like bacon and cheese? While many have tried to make "loaded baked potato" chips, it seems that his brand has won the taste-test challenge.

1. Rye Chips
   Chex Mix
2. Doritos
   Pretzels

Rye chips are pretty hit or miss in the junk-food-lovers community. While some find these things to be the greatest part of a bag of Gardetto's, others are happy to give them up without a thought.

1. Puffcorn
   Cornies
2. Popcorners
   Poppers

If you're looking for a snack that has popcorn without the kernels inside, this is what you've been waiting for (not that it's a new snack by any means). You get all of the cheesy flavor of Cheetos with the lightness of popcorn.

1. Doritos
   Fritos
2. Cheetos
   Pringles

When it comes to being addicted to chips, Fritos seem to have your instant gratification sensors on lockdown. No one can have just one Frito, especially the Chili Cheese flavor.

1. Bugles
   Bagel Bites
2. Ring Pop
   Funyuns

Bugles have been a junk foodie's favorite treat for decades. These days, Bugles come in a variety of flavors and have even ended up in some party mixes. Although they are a delicate chip, they're really fun to eat.

1. Oreos
   Triscuits
2. Ritz
   Townhouse

Ritz Crackers come in a variety of flavors and shapes, but most people go for the classic, because you can do anything with them. If you want something sweet, make a peanut butter sandwich out of them and dip them in chocolate. You're welcome.