Can We Guess Your Least Favorite Greek God?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess Your Least Favorite Greek God?
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About This Quiz

While there were only 12 main Olympians in the Greek pantheon, there was a lot more going on in the whole of Greek mythology. With the various demigods and assorted other not-quite-mortal characters, there are actually over 3,000 of them to choose from; 3,000 gods and goddesses and other beings who have immense, bizarre and enviable powers. Some use them wisely, some barely at all. But if there was one thing the Greeks did well with their mythology, it was to show you how power could be very misused. Many of those gods were basically horrible. Horrible to each other, and horrible to humanity. The lessons those stories taught were often cautionary ones, showing you what not to do. Greek gods, on the whole, are a ragtag group of shady individuals.

The stories from mythology have been told and retold for ages now. We even have a decent library of films based on them. No doubt you're familiar with Zeus and Hercules and Medusa. Some of these characters probably resonate with you, while others make you wonder what the heck was wrong with the people of Greece back in the day. Think we can guess which one of the many gods you like the least? Take the quiz and see!

It's a slow Friday night and we're watching some Netflix. What genre do you fancy?
Horror
Comedy
Thriller
Action

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Who's your favorite god from Greek mythology?
Apollo
Artemis
Athena
Aphrodite

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Let's take a walk through mythology for a sec. Which Norse god was your favorite?
Odin
Hela
Thor
Heimdall

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Did you have a favorite Egyptian god?
Ra
Anubis
Isis
Osiris

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Do you go out of your way to help others?
If I can
Not often
Meh, I don't like to do much.
All the time

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In a group situation, how should a leader be picked?
Random draw
The strongest wins.
Whoever wants the job
Democratically

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Which creature from Greek mythology seems the coolest?
Pegasus
Cerberus
Cyclops
Griffin

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Which of these superheroes do you feel is the most overrated?
Batman
Star-Lord
Superman
Iron Man

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If you were describing yourself in a job interview, what word would you use?
Cheery
Reliable
Fair
Compassionate

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What are you most afraid of in life?
Being alone
Monsters
Failure
Dying

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Where would you most like to spend a week if you could visit anywhere in the world?
Disneyworld
Rome, Italy
Sydney, Australia
Paris, France

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What is your extreme sport of choice?
Skydiving
Bungee jumping
Mountain climbing
Surfing

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Which food do you find yourself craving the most?
Pomegranate
Ham sandwich
Crackers
Tofu

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If you're on a first date, what can the person do that will make you never want to date them again?
Be controlling
Be too sexual
Be too arrogant
Be rude

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How many religions have you studied?
None
Just a few
Dozens
A handful

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Are you more vegan or carnivore?
I like to eat healthily.
Carnivore
I just eat whatever.
Vegan

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Have you ever struck someone in anger before?
No
Yes
Only in self-defense
I could never do that.

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Do you consider yourself smarter than most people?
Not really
Very much so
Nah, I'm pretty average.
I think most people are pretty equal when it comes to things like that.

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If we opened your closet right now, what color would we see for the most part?
White
Black
Earth tones
Green

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What's the most fun way to travel?
Flying
Boat
Subway
Walking

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If you could travel back in time, what period would you head to?
The Dark Ages
The Frontier days
Ancient Rome
The 1940s

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Greek gods are all fine and good, but let's talk about Greek food. What's your favorite dish?
Souvlaki
Spanakopita
Gyro
Moussaka

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Do you feel like you have a temper or can you keep your anger in check?
I guess it depends on the day.
I have rage issues.
I'm pretty chill.
Anger? Don't even know the meaning of the word.

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So do you like to party?
All the time
Not really
Rarely
Heck, yeah!

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How are you when it comes to matters of romance?
I'm not too shabby.
I have no game.
I could do a lot better than I do.
Not to be arrogant, but I'm pretty charming.

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Can you hold your own in the kitchen or are your culinary skills subpar?
I'm a decent cook.
I can't cook to save my life.
I tend to order out mostly.
I'm a culinary wizard.

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Do you consider yourself competitive at all?
I have my moments.
110%
Not often
Not at all

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Do you like spending time meeting new people?
Yeah, I'm happy to meet new people.
Not really
I don't care, really.
I love meeting new people!

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Do you consider yourself religious or spiritual at all?
Not at all
More religious than spiritual
Eh, I don't care that much.
More spiritual than religious

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Greek gods and Roman gods have a lot in common. Who is your favorite Roman god?
Saturn
Jupiter
Juno
Venus

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