Can We Guess Your Favorite NBA Team?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess Your Favorite NBA Team?
Image: WikiCommons by Keith Allison

About This Quiz

There really are just two kinds of people: those that sort of like basketball, and those that like it a lot. If you fall into the latter category, you probably know how cool you are without us having to tell you. But to be a true basketball fan, you aren't just rooting for any team or the one that is the most popular or doing the best now. 

Instead, you're rooting for your favorite team, the one that you watch year in and year out, whether they have a chance to win the championship, are just scraping into the playoffs, or they are so bad that they are going to be in the lottery.

But which is your favorite team? Are you one of those people who are all about the old school teams that are starting to get good again, like the Celtics with Kyrie Irving or the Lakers with Lonzo Ball? Or are you into some of the best teams right now, like the Warriors with Steph Curry or the Rockets with James Harden? 

Do you think your choices are a slam dunk for us to guess? Or are you going to try and hit us with a crossover? Take this quiz and let's see if we can guess your favorite NBA team.

Are you all about championships?
Of course!
Well, lately.
Umm, not so much.
Is one okay?
Who is your favorite player now?
Kyrie Irving
Steph Curry
James Harden
Lebron James
Who is your favorite player in the past?
Larry Bird
Wilt Chamberlain
Hakeem Olajuwon
Austin Carr

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Who is your favorite coach?
Brad Stevens
Steve Kerr
Mike D'Antoni
Tyronn Lue
How into Lebron are you?
I can't stand him.
I respect him.
I don't like him.
I love him!
How much time do you spend on a lake?
Just the summer time
Not much
None
As much as I can

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Do you like hearing "Cleveland Rocks"?
I hate that song.
Yuck.
What?
I love it.
How into Drew Carey are you?
I can't stand him.
Who is he?
He is kind of funny.
Funniest guy ever.
Do you like the Browns?
I hate football.
The who?
Worst name ever.
I am a diehard fan.

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Do you have bad traffic where you live?
It's so bad.
Isn't traffic bad everywhere?
I guess so.
It is pretty mellow.
Do you mind a lot of snow?
I can deal with it.
I have never seen snow.
That sounds awful.
Snow is easy to deal with.
How into craft beer are you?
Growler me up!
I like it fine.
I have never had any.
Craft beer is lame.

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Are you into the Green Monster?
Well, yeah.
The what?
That sounds scary.
Not at all.
How into Dunkin Donuts are you?
Dunkin is the best!
I don't know what that is.
I prefer Starbucks.
It is okay.
How into St. Patricks day are you?
It's the best day ever.
Why would I be into that?
Well, I like beer.
It is a fun day.

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Do you like to bowl?
Of course! I am the best.
Do people still bowl?
If I have nothing else to do.
That sounds awful.
How cool is Red Auerbach?
The coolest!
Who?
I hate him.
He was okay.
Do you like burritos?
Nope.
Totally! I eat them all the time.
They are okay when I am starving.
I can never find good ones.

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Have you ever done a raw food diet?
What?
For sure.
No, but I have thought about it.
I could never do that.
Do you surf?
No, but I have tried it.
Totally!
Nope.
I have never even met anyone that surfs.
Have you ever taken a bus?
Of course. Not everyone has a car.
No. Are you kidding? Who does that?
Maybe once when my car broke down.
A few times.

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What does "cold" mean to you?
30 degrees
50 degrees
60 degrees
20 degrees
How often do you say "dude"?
Once a day
10 times a day
Every few days
Hardly ever
What do you think of Chris Mullin?
He is good.
He is the best ever.
I can't stand him.
Who?

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Are you into the Oilers?
Are you kidding?
They stink.
For sure!
No way.
Have you ever been to the Astrodome?
Of course not.
The what?
Well, yeah.
No, but that sounds fun.
How do you look in a cowboy hat?
Awful
Not very good
Amazing
Not bad

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Have you ever been to a rodeo?
Are you joking?
Once
I have been to lots.
No, but it sounds fun.
How into country music are you?
I hate it.
Not much.
I love it.
It is okay.
What do you think of Yao Ming?
Not much.
Is that an appetizer?
He was awesome.
He was okay.

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