Can We Guess Your Favorite Kind of Whiskey?

By: Mark Philip Lichtenstein
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About This Quiz

Wine is for snobs. Beer is for knuckle draggers. Vodka is for drunks. Whiskey is for people who want both flavor and intoxication from their alcohol, and who know the best things come with age. What's your favorite?

How easily can you make up your mind?

Do you constantly feel the need to prove yourself?

Do your friends complain about how much you drink?

How good at adulting are you?

How long does it take you to get dressed?

Are you a secret slob?

Do you ever drink at work?

Do you ever black out?

Do you get drunk every weekend?

Do you get drunk on more than just weekends?

Would you travel for a good drink?

Are you a showoff?

Do you like to spend money to show how much you have?

Do you actually know anything about whiskey?

What did you just eat?

What do you plan to eat after you drink?

Have you been to Scotland?

Who is coming over?

Are you only concerned with how quickly you'll get drunk?

In what vessel will you serve your alcohol?

Have you ever used scotch to clean something?

Have you ever tried to top up your car's tank with alcohol?

Are you drinking in a room with panels and all leather furniture?

Do you feel embarrassed by the idea of public drunkeness?

Did you have any beer already?

Do you own real crystal tumblers?

Do you use one of those special ice makers that takes the bubbles out?

Do you use whiskey stones?

Do you need your whiskey to be of legal age to drink itself?

Do you belong to The Scotch Malt Whisky Society?

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