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About This Quiz
Everyone loves the holidays, but we all have a special favorite, from Halloween to Christmas to New Year's Eve to Valentine's Day. Which one of them suits you best?
When it comes to the holidays, who do you want to celebrate them with you?
My boo.
My buddies.
Family.
Family and friends.
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What's the weather like during your favorite holiday?
It's snowy.
It's chilly and windy.
It's cold, maybe snowy.
It's cold and rainy.
What's the color scheme of your favorite holiday?
Red.
Orange.
Red, white, and green.
Orange and yellow.
How big an event is it?
It'll be just two of us.
It's a huge party!
It's a family dinner.
It's a dinner for family and friends.
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Do you travel to get there?
No, it's wherever we are.
Only down the block.
We fly to family or on vacation.
We drive to family.
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Is any government actively against it?
Yes, in China it is frowned on by the authorities.
No, but they might be if it got too big.
Saudi Arabia doesn't celebrate this holiday.
No.
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Is it a Hallmark holiday or a "proper" one?
Half and half Hallmark and proper.
Mostly Hallmark.
Entirely proper.
Mostly proper.
How religious is your favorite holiday?
Technically, a little.
It's pagan.
Technically, very.
Not at all.
Do you dress up?
Yes.
Yes, in costumes.
Yes, as a sort of friendly home invader.
Only in nice clothes, nothing specific.
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Do you wear a mask?
Only if we're feeling freaky.
Yes, a great one.
No, only a hat and a beard.
Dressing up like that might be bad form.
What song could you hear during your favorite holiday?
"I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston.
"Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett.
"The Holly and the Ivy."
"Five Little Turkeys" by The Learning Station.
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Does everyone celebrate it in the U.S.?
If they can, they do.
Mostly.
It's demographically broken up.
Everyone whose family hasn't been here more than 200 years probably does.
Is it a big deal outside the U.S.?
Yes, but not as big.
No, they only just do it.
It's pretty much everywhere.
They have barely heard of it.
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Is there any reason to feel sort of bad about celebrating?
Yes, I feel a little bad for people unable to celebrate.
Nope.
Yes because a lot of us miss the point.
Yes, because it commemorates a good thing but also a really bad thing.
Could a vegan get involved without compromising?
Yes, easily.
Yes, but they'd have to watch out.
Only if they were an amazing cook.
Not easily.
Is your favorite holiday mainly about friends, lovers, or family?
Lovers.
It really doesn't apply.
Family.
Friends and family.
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How will you treat the family member you're seeing?
I'd kiss them.
I'd scare them.
I'd sing with them.
I'd tell them I love them.
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