Can We Guess Which City You Live In?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess Which City You Live In?
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About This Quiz

One of the coolest things about America is the diversity of our different cities. Answer these questions and we might not nail where you live, but we will probably come close!
You just got invited to the beach, are you excited to go?
I guess so, I like the sun.
Not particularly
No, I have better things to do.
Totally!
What sounds most fun?
Going to a high school football game.
Going to a baseball game.
Going out to eat.
Going on a long drive up the coast.
How ambitious are you?
Not very.
About as much as the next guy.
Extremely.
I am ambitious, but there are more important things.

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Do you look good in a cowboy hat?
I look awesome.
I look pretty good.
Why would I put on a cowboy hat?
I look bad.
What kind of weather are you used to?
Sweltering heat.
Windy and cold.
Cold winters, hot summers.
Beach weather all year long.
How into hot dogs are you?
They are okay.
They are awesome.
They are pretty good.
Gross.

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Deep dish, or New York Style Pizza?
Both are good.
Deep dish.
New York Style
I don't like pizza.
Do you like the Red Sox?
Not really.
Kind of, they remind me of the Cubs.
I hate them.
I could care less about them.
Can you handle a lot of snow?
I don't think so.
Sure, bring it on.
Yeah, but I would complain about it.
No way.

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Be honest, do you think women look good with big hair?
Yes!
It depends on the woman.
Not usually.
No way.
Have you ever been on a horse?
Of course, I have.
No, but I have been around them.
No way.
A couple times.
What do you think about chicken fried steak?
So good!
Not bad.
That sounds disgusting.
I am not even sure what that is.

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Do you know anyone in the oil business?
Of course.
I don't think so.
No way.
No, but I know people that invest in it.
What would you do if there was no football?
I would be super depressed.
I would be unhappy.
I would find other things to do.
I could care less.
Where would you get a burger?
Whataburger
Smashburger
Shakeshack
In-N-Out Burger

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Is bigger always better?
Pretty much.
I don't even know what that means.
Usually.
No way.
How patient are you in general?
Very patient.
Not very patient.
Not patient at all.
About average.
What do you do if someone cuts in front of you in line?
Ignore it.
Tell them to get to the back of the line.
Shove them in the back.
Grumble under my breath.

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How zen are you?
About average.
Not very.
Not at all.
Totally.
How often do you go to see theatre?
Pretty much never.
Sometimes.
All the time.
Not very often.
How many people do you know that want to be actors?
None.
A couple.
Quite a few.
A lot.

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How mellow are you behind the wheel?
Pretty mellow.
About average.
Not mellow at all.
Totally mellow.
Do you like to walk to get places?
Not particularly.
I don't mind it.
I am cool with it.
Not at all.
How tan are you?
Very tan.
Not tan at all.
Maybe a little.
Extremely tan.

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How often do you see celebrities?
Pretty much never.
Not often.
Pretty often.
All the time.
How often do you eat burritos?
Often.
Not often.
Pretty much never.
All the time.
What do you wear most on your feet?
Cowboy boots.
Winter boots.
Stylish shoes.
Sandals.

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Do you eat healthily?
Not bad.
No, I eat a lot of junk food.
I try.
Yes, I eat healthy all the time.
How much do you worry about the environment?
Not much.
Quite a bit.
Not at all.
I worry about it all the time.
What expression might you use the most?
All hat and no cattle.
I'm tired of this. Let's dip.
Stop fronting.
Don't trip.

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