Living life is kind of like ordering a pizza when you think about it. The options are literally endless when it comes to how you live your life, just as they are endless when you're trying to figure out what to put on your pizza. It is hard enough at times when you're living life or ordering a pizza on your own, but it gets way harder when you're trying to coordinate either one of those things with other people. 

Think about it. You might be the kind of person that is totally fine with just having a cheese pizza, because you're just hungry and don't care what you have, but maybe your significant other is so high maintenance they force you into eating something like a pizza with bacon mashed potato and scallion on it. But it could go the other way too; maybe you're feeling a little high maintenance yourself and want to have a pizza with feta, kalamata olives and spinach on it, and your buddy just wants one with pepperoni. Who is being a pain there, you or him? 

Ordering a pizza is a true test of how high maintenance you are, no matter how you slice it. See what we did there?