Let's head south of the border and order anything your little heart desires from Taco Bell! Customize your orders in ways you've never considered, and we'll get a good feel for the advice you really, truly, deeply need to hear. Don't hold back on your order, and we won't mince words with the advice you've been needing for a long time. 

Sometimes, you need to hear advice from someone outside your circle of family and friends. Of course, they love you, but sometimes you need to hear things from a different perspective. Instead of paying for expensive therapy, this quiz will take your Taco Bell order and translate it into the advice that could change your life. 

We'll take a look at the way you would put your order together like you were working in the Taco Bell kitchen, and we'll explore the secret menu. Once we feel that your order accurately reflects where you are in life, we'll be able to give you the best advice the internet has to offer! 

If you've been looking to hear some straightforward, honest advice, you've come to the right place. We're not going to hold anything back. Please don't hold the extra cheese!